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Indiana judge lets murder suspect walk because of “staffing crisis” at prosecutor’s office
I remember very well the staffing shortages of a few years ago when it seemed like every restaurant had only half its waitstaff and the Walmart would only have a couple registers open because they couldn’t hire anybody.
20-year-old woman beats up 11-year-old girl at Ohio playground
This is a wild story. A 20-year-old woman, who was apparently hanging out at a playground in Canton, Ohio, on Friday, was caught on tape beating up an 11-year-old child. What’s more, it seems the video was recorded by the mother of the 11-year-old child.
Swedish teenager arrested in Australia for allegedly organizing assassinations in Sweden and Denmark
Remember a while back when we covered Sweden’s child-assassin problem?
Report: Boston’s ultra-woke, anti-Trump mayor received some major funding from a member of the CCP
We’ve covered some of Boston’s mayor Michelle Wu‘s antics over the years:
Watch: Yale protesters throw liquids, yell “SHAME!” at Jewish students attending Israeli minister’s speech
The absolute state of Ivy League schools.
The NFL Draft starts tonight in Green Bay and Wisconsin’s limp-wrist governor recorded this random video for the occasion
I don’t even live in Wisconsin and this is embarrassing.
Come learn about “Dark Woke,” the Left’s most recent attempt at rebranding
I can’t wait to see how this works out for the Dems.
Have you seen the insane wildfire in New Jersey that has consumed more than 13,000 acres?
Even in the context of a busy news week, I’m amazed that this madness out of New Jersey hasn’t gotten more airtime:
Michelle Obama Says Black Women Don’t Complain About Their Pain
Did we trick you? Did you think this was The Babylon Bee?