Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Miller time:
Not the Bee
California school board tells girl to “wrap it up” while in tears about boy watching her undress in girls’ locker room
So this California student, Celeste Diest, thought she could make a difference by showing up at a school board meeting out in Southern California and telling the board about a boy who watches the girls undress in the girls’ locker room under the guise of being "trans."
Dr. Oz’s granddaughter fainted while he was being sworn in at the White House 😬
Dr. Oz was being sworn in as the head of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services when this happened 👇
This guy should have learned more life lessons from his uncles in “Secondhand Lions” 😬
Haley, I gotta say, neither dead Bruce Willis or your fictional uncles would be proud of you for this:
DNC Vice Chair David Hogg: “Democracy is what put us through school shooter drills and school shootings”
Is this the vice chair of the Democratic Party trying to say that democracy is bad?
Utah woman has tires spiked by police during high-speed chase, calls AAA to come fix the flat
Utah woman Annamae Cabalsa Martinez was happily leading police on a high speed chase at speeds as high as 130 mph earlier this month when she made some life choices she would later regret.
Watch: JD Vance and fam attend Good Friday service at Vatican
Oh no, it’s more dangerous Christian Nationalism!
Remember the Englishman harassed by police for asking someone to speak English? This Nigerian-born mayor apparently called the cops.
Earlier this week, we reported on this wild headline:
Methodist update: “We believe in a brown Palestinian Jew, a black messiah … black women are a source of the divine” 🥴
Check out Broadway United Methodist Church’s service, including the wildest call and response I’ve ever seen in my life.
LeBron James Becomes First Male Athlete To Be Featured As Barbie Doll
This is so on-brand for LeBron James.