Remember when every state in the nation besides Washington moved at least slightly to the political right during the 2024 election?
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Canadian Police Chief Tell Citizens Their Best Defense Against Intruders Is “To Just Comply”
Holy moly.
Olympic gold finalists to sit out of World Boxing Championships after announcement that participants must prove they are male or female 🤔
Remember the two dudes who beat women to a pulp in Paris? Seems they don’t like the new genetic testing requirements in their sport.
RFK decided to bring his flamethrower to Capitol Hill today
Presented without comment:
Want to watch a teen thief get tackled by a boomer who knows a thing or two? You know you do.
This is for all the boomers out there.
Watch this million-dollar yacht sink just 15 minutes after its first launch
Alright, this is sort of funny.
Police arrest Turkish men with machine guns “just hours before” Christian festival starts
Was a major Islamic terror attack just stopped in the Italian town of Viterbo?
Conor McGregor announces he is running for president of Ireland
Conor McGregor seems to be throwing his hat in the ring for the Irish presidency here:
Woke protesters heckled JD Vance while he paid respects to the Catholic school shooting victims
When you pay respect to school shooting victims, the last thing you expect is hecklers to show up and shout at you from across the street of the church where the shooting happened.
NASA to send astronauts to orbit moon NEXT YEAR, with moon base to follow
TO THE MOOOOOOON!
Tim Kaine said the idea that our rights come from God, not government, is “extremely troubling.” Ted Cruz had thoughts.
Senator Tim Kaine didn’t just have a bad take yesterday. Somehow, he managed to throw shade at the entire philosophical foundation of the United States.
LA Fire Chief Crashes While Investigating Ambulance Carrying Crash Victim That Crashed
This isn’t satire.
British Comedian Arrested For Criticizing Transgenderism Wears Signs Criticizing Transgenderism To Court
British comedian Graham Linehan (co-creator of "The I.T. Crowd" and "Father Ted") was arrested at Heathrow Airport for saying that men in the women’s bathroom deserve to get hit in the family jewels.
Brace yourselves: President Trump seems to have discovered AI image generators overnight
Late-night social media is always like Forrest Gump’s proverbial box of chocolates ("you never know what you’re gonna get"), but sometimes there are nights like Wednesday night, when President Donald Trump goes on a meme spree — this time with the help of AI.
University of Massachusetts on lockdown after “Asian male” prowls campus with rifle
Happening now:
California wedding crasher steals gift box worth $60,000
Here’s the real reason you gotta watch out for wedding crashers on your big day: They will steal your money.
Seven rightwing German candidates die within two weeks of each other, just days before election 🤔
Well, this is just the wildest string of coincidences you ever saw, isn’t it?
Florida Woman Creates New Viral Bodycam Screenshot After Charging At Cop With 16-Inch Knife
What a screenshot.
Report: Clippers circumvented salary cap by paying Kawhi Leonard $28 million through owner’s tree-planting company
This story is something else!
Watching Shapiro clown these CNN panelists is legit the funniest thing I’ve seen today
Who on CNN thought it would be a good idea to let Ben Shapiro join Scott Jennings on the panel? 😆
Identical twins give birth to baby boys on the same day at the same hospital
Sisters Rachel Schmidtberger and Lindsey Denny both gave birth to a son on Tuesday, August 26 at Children’s Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston, Texas.
US Customs finds $500,000 worth of counterfeit Labubu dolls
The hard working men and women at Border and Customs Enforcement are working their rear ends off to prevent criminals from trafficking all sorts of contraband into the United States.
Grill manufacturer accidentally lists Canadian couple’s number as their help line, couple decides to take calls anyway
Before Canada was a totalitarian dystopia, the country used to be known for its overwhelmingly nice people, like British Columbia couple Jim Klassen and Mirjana Komljenovic.
Florida surgeon general says his health department will work “to end all vaccine mandates”
Florida Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo made a huge announcement today.
Apple’s new film about Redditors who save the world from evil white dudes has become a meme … just not in the way they expected
Memes are amazing.
Come watch one of the most spectacular responses to a commie of all time
On a recent episode of Jubilee’s Surrounded program, self-made multi-millionaire Patrick Bet-David took on 20 young, aspiring communists as they launched standard broadsides against the evils of capitalism.
If you’ve ever worked at the White House, you now have Trump’s face in your LinkedIn job history 🤣
One cannot understate the sheer entertainment value of having Donald Trump in the White House. The latest piece of evidence to support this is the official White House LinkedIn account, which changed its photo to a headshot of President Trump.
British University Report Says English Countryside Is “Overwhelmingly White,” Needs Muslim-Friendly Foods And Mosques To Tackle “Rural Racism”
I regret to inform you that this is not a satire site.
Watch: Putin chats with Xi about organ transplants, the possibility that humans could become immortal
I’m no conspiracy theorist, but when I hear two of the world’s most infamous leaders talking about biotechnology and humans possibly living to be 150 it sort of makes my ears perk up.
The US just destroyed a boatful of Venezuelan narcoterrorists and the Left is melting down over it
Just a few months after designating several drug cartels as terrorist organizations, the military is already going to work.