The stereotype here is so on the nose that The Babylon Bee couldn’t have written it better 😂
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California Assembly passes “Stop Nick Shirley Act” to prevent people from uncovering fraud
Nick Shirley is doing his best to shine a light on fraud all across our nation. However, in California, the politicians don’t like that very much.
NY Governor tries to school Trump on Finals-bound New York Knicks, ends up schooling herself in monumental self-own
Supposed "ball knower" Kathy Hochul tried to dunk all over Trump after it was rumored he would attend a Knicks playoff game at Madison Square Garden next month.
“Steroid Olympics” breaks only one world record despite making doping legal
Remember the crazy idea that Peter Thiel had about letting athletes dope up for an enhanced games and reach peak human potential?
Ever wonder what it would be like to drive straight into wet cement? This Wisconsin driver just found out for you.
When the famous climber George Mallory was asked why he wanted to climb Mt. Everest, he reportedly said: "Because it’s there."
Feminist boss babe AOC wears Islamic hijab to celebrate Eid with Zohran Mamdani
Let’s check in on "Alex from the block" and how she is single-handedly making her way in a man’s world.
Belgian court rules “factually correct” stats about migrant crime are hate speech during sentencing for right-wing activist
This is terrifying. Read the whole thing.
Sony announces wearable personal air conditioner that will be available this summer
Capitalism is amazing. 👇
A Florida cop pulled this woman over for driving with her phone in her right hand. There was only one problem.
A police officer in Palm Beach, Florida, pulled over this woman during an "operation for distracted drivers," claiming she had her phone in her right hand.
American patriots have a plan to build giant statues of Lewis and Clark on the Missouri River like the Argonath from “Lord of the Rings”
"Long have I desired to look upon the kings of old. My kin." 👇