Former Ukrainian politician Andriy Portnov, a top adviser to ousted President Viktor Yanukovych (thanks, CIA!), was shot dead this morning outside the American School of Madrid shortly after student drop-off.
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Multiple newspapers publish “summer reading list” without realizing that 10 of the 15 books are fake and generated by AI 🤦♂️
I am pretty sure that AI is going to be the death of all of us.
Would-be murder’s plot to kill his rival consisted of one grand, some pigs, a nun, and a bottle of bourbon
New York man Jeal Sutherland couldn’t seem to get his girlfriend’s baby daddy out of her life, so, like any reasonable person, he hatched a plot to have him killed.
Trump just showed the South African president video of his citizens singing about killing white people 👀
HOLY. MOLY.
Loudon County Public Schools investigates boys for sexual harassment because … they didn’t like a girl filming them in their locker room
So here we have another story out of the uber-woke Loudon County Public Schools in Virginia.
Delaware becomes 11th state to allow assisted “suicide”
Man, I don’t want to be morbid, but Joe Biden’s state passing this bill the same week his PR team announced he has cancer is … oof.
A bipartisan bill could make supersonic flights legal over US cities again, but they’ll be much different this time
Currently, according to 14 CFR § 91. 818 no civilian aircraft can operate at supersonic speed without a special permit from the FAA for testing purposes.
Stephen Colbert kindly allows James Comey to explain his excuse for posting those “8647” seashells
Apparently James Comey, like the rest of us, thinks everyone who watches Stephen Colbert’s show is an idiot.
Watch JD Vance spit fire about the activist judges who keep stopping deportations
More fire from JD:
Tennessee Democrat brags about stalking and “bullying” ICE agents with her “girl squad”
If we’re going to get Democrats to respect the law again I’ve got a good idea where to start.
Apologist Wesley Huff: “I can tell you for a fact Joe Rogan is attending a church” 👀
Wesley Huff — internet sensation and world-class Bible scholar — recently appeared on the Sola Media podcast, where Wesley dropped some incredible news about Joe Rogan.
This missing woman says she survived three weeks in the California mountains, but many people are suspicious of her tale
Everyone loves a good survival story.
Imagine that: Homicides in Denver drop 58% after immigration crackdown
One might think this goes without saying, but statistics indicate that actually enforcing laws leads to … wait for it … LESS CRIME.
SCOTUS orders Maine legislature to restore voting rights of censured Republican who opposed trans athlete
Remember when the Maine legislature censured Republican Laurel Libby because she posted a photo and the name of a high school boy who won gold in the girls’ pole vault and then wouldn’t apologize for doing it
WATCH: Jake Tapper says Hunter Biden was almost like the family’s “Chief of Staff”
In potentially the most horrifying stories in what was a presidential term chock-full of horrifying stories, Jack Tapper told Katie Couric that Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, wielded so much influence behind the scenes that he "was almost like a Chief of Staff."
Let’s talk about what happened today with Nancy Mace
Today, Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC), posted … this.
Denzel Washington was not happy when this photographer put hands on him at the Cannes Film Festival
Bro, I need somebody to do a quick check-in on my boy Denzel, cuz it seems he wasn’t having the best Monday out there in Cannes, France, for the premiere of his new film, Highest 2 Lowest.
ICE accidentally nabbed a US citizen. His response showed why the media’s narrative isn’t working.
Hugo Monteiro, who became a U.S. citizen in 2020 after moving here legally from Brazil, was at the Cambridge District Court in Medford, Massachusetts, when ICE agents approached him, threw him in handcuffs, and shuffled him into a waiting SUV.
Gotta say, today’s viral zinger from Trump hurt a little
Poor guy. He works for a small news outlet and got a chance to speak to the president, and then this happened:
Check out the Obama-shaped ecstasy pills that Diddy apparently handed out at parties
I try to stay a mile upwind of the stench that is the P. Diddy debauchery, but I had to report on this one:
Did Hillary just go full Great Replacement Theory and say we should farm immigrant kids to boost the GDP?
Did … did Hillary just vocalize the entire Great Replacement "conspiracy theory" out loud?
FDA says Covid boosters will now need clinical trials to prove effectiveness in healthy people under 65
Welcome to the age of reason, my friends.
Marco Rubio just bodied the Maryland senator who loves MS-13 gangsters 💀🔥
There is no recovery from this:
New Orleans jail employee arrested for allegedly helping inmates escape
As of Tuesday morning, just four of the ten inmates who escaped a New Orleans jail on Friday have been caught. Six remain on the loose.
In just one morning, I found 5 videos of people you won’t believe are real
The world is so crazy that these popped up in my feed while I was sorting through the muck of the internet this morning to find you quality stories.
Elon Musk just answered a question about Bill Gates in the most savage way possible
So Elon has struck again, this time at the Qatar Economic Forum where the BBC’s Mishal Husain interviewed him on the big screen.
Home Depot just clowned Walmart by saying it won’t raise prices due to tariffs
Hey Walmart, take notes.
ESPN analyst says RGIII can’t criticize Angel Reese because he’s married to a white woman
You might have seen this WNBA clip floating around the internet this week.
Check out the cop who spawn-camped this active shooter in Las Vegas
Last Friday, a 34-year-old man named Daniel Ortega walked into a Las Vegas gym and unloaded 24 rounds at random people.
Jennifer Lawrence just encouraged actors to have kids: “It’s brutal and incredible”
Hollywood has always been a selfish, narcissistic cesspool championing ghoulish, anti-natal policies.