Welp, more depressing, black-pilling news:
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Tech company now charging $1.99/minute to speak to A.I. Jesus
It’s almost like we’ve transported back in time to the 1-800 numbers scam days.
BREAKING: The Japanese just discovered Ranch Dressing 🤤
Something amazing is happening. 👇
Former congressman and fire-alarm enthusiast says “the word ‘socialism’ is weaponized as some kind of … anti-American thing.”
LOL.
Someone shot up the house of OpenAI’s CEO just days after an attempted Molotov cocktail bombing
On Friday, a nut tossed a Molotov cocktail at the home of OpenAI’s Sam Altman, because people really seem to hate ChatGPT.
WATCH: Sergio Garcia had some interesting things to say about his wild behavior at the Masters
Sergio Garcia won the Masters in 2017 and hasn’t played Augusta even close to that level since. So, it was only appropriate that the media had some questions about his behavior on the links over the weekend, which looked like this 👇
Disney reboot of “Malcolm in the Middle” features “nonbinary” sibling because of course
Yep, this is happening. Here’s a scene from the new Malcolm in the Middle reboot, where Frankie Muniz and Bryan Cranston reprise their roles 👇
Trump and the pope are exchanging jabs. Things haven’t been this exciting since the 16th century!
Pope Leo has spent the last few weeks taking thinly-veiled shots at Donald Trump for bombing the heck out of the Iranian theocracy.
Tolerant white liberals assault Hispanic reporter to fight racism, bigotry
Is this what it means to be on the #RightSideOfHistory?
Mom gives birth to surprise baby on the street after a cryptic pregnancy
Well, we’ve got another shocking "cryptid pregnancy" story for you.