Serious stuff first:
Not the Bee
Trump spent his Saturday lunch break posting this vid about Hillary Clinton and mystery deaths 😅
I saw this old video making the rounds on boomer accounts … and then the president of the United States posted it 😂
Allow Jay Leno to take you on a tour of a $10 million Mercedes-Benz found in a junkyard
We all dream of finding that one-of-a-kind vintage item that nets big bucks — a Honus Wagner baseball card, a signed first-edition Mark Twain novel, a lost Edvard Munch painting.
Come enjoy the saga of this guy who unintentionally booked an Airbnb stay with the homeowner’s “spiritually aligned” pitbull
A guy who goes by the nickname Milky recently booked an Airbnb expecting to have a relaxing weekend getaway, and instead spent the weekend catering to a Pitbull’s spiritual energy.
Polls show that President Trump’s approval ratings are continuing to climb, baffling CNN
Well, would you look at that.
Check out this “pastor” tell his congregation that sex before marriage is actually okay
We’ve really come a long way in the last few decades, haven’t we?
“Deadnaming” and “misgendering” are now legally considered discrimination in Colorado thanks to new law
The truth is now illegal in Colorado.
Supreme Court blocks Trump from deporting foreign gangsters under Alien Enemies Act because of course 😑
Welp.
Homeland Security just requested 20,000 National Guard troops to aid in deportations
What a novel idea: Using the National Guard to guard the nation.
Can you guess which bandwagon this Cowboys fan decided to jump on with this tattoo cover-up?
Just when you thought this Cowboys fan had grown a brain and decided to remove his bandwagon football team tattoo, he goes and does something like this:
How much do you think it hurt for Axios to write this? Check out their article.
What can I say other than you should have trusted the plan and not been a "Panican."
Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton says the first essential in his life is the Bible
The NBA Playoffs are in full swing and we just came across this clip of Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton showing off the ten things he can’t live without.
Eleven inmates escaped a New Orleans jail on Friday and ten are still on the loose
One escaped inmate has been caught and ten are still missing after a Friday morning jailbreak at Orleans Justice Center, just west of Downtown New Orleans.
Our favorite Border Patrol agent just had some choice words for Jasmine Crockett 🤣
The young man who went viral at the State of the Union, DJ Daniel, was just sworn in as an honorary Border Patrol agent and he had some tough words for Democrat superstar Jasmine Crockett.
This might be one of the most hilarious headlines I’ve ever seen. The story is even funnier.
These are my favorite kind of articles: An entertainment magazine informing their readers on how not to be MAGA.
Taliban bans chess in Afghanistan for religious reasons
The Taliban has banned the game of chess in Afghanistan until further notice.
Democrats introduce reparations bill that will cost trillions. Again.
At a time when it’s impossible to pass, and in a transparent effort to fundraise and to make Republicans look racist, Democrat congresswoman Summer Lee has announced a new reparations bill.
Al Green filed articles of impeachment against Trump and nobody noticed 🤣
Here we are, folks! Impeachment 3.0!
Verizon ends DEI policies after pushback from FCC
Bro, all this woke stuff is on its death bed, if not six feet under.
I can’t tell if this is a real pastor or a Babylon Bee sketch
I’m having a tough time here. Is this a real TikTok of a real pastor, or is this the Babylon Bee’s new social account that happened to trick Libs of TikTok and the rest of us?
This Melania Trump statue was stolen from her hometown, but I’m starting to think they did her a favor
Melania Trump’s Slovenia hometown put up a statue of the city’s favorite daughter in 2020, but the life-size piece was recently stolen.
Kash Patel just announced live that he’s shutting down FBI headquarters, but don’t get too excited yet
MAGA world is super excited about this:
Scott Jennings got this Democrat strategist to admit that Trump’s legal troubles were an orchestrated hit job 👀
She just … said it.
Rhode Island’s capital to fly Palestinian flag at city hall
Welp, it looks like Providence, Rhode Island, is going full woke.
“86 47”: Former FBI Director James Comey posted this pic and all hell broke loose (wait till you see the 9/11 connection)
It happens to everyone: One minute you’re posting photos from your vacation on social media, the next thing you know, you’re under investigation for calling for the killing of an elected official.
Theo Von somehow ended up in Qatar with President Trump and he was invited on stage to entertain the troops
Dude, Theo Von is like the modern/day Forrest Gump, isn’t he?
Trans athlete can’t wait to trounce the girls at California state championship meet: “You gotta win now, you got to win”
Welp.
House Republicans are expanding police officers’ concealed-carry rights while trying to protect the National Firearms Act. The actual heck?
Republicans, with the deepest respect, may I ask: Why are you the absolute worst at your jobs?
This Swiss Duck keeps setting off a speed-trap camera
Police in Köniz, Switzerland, near Bern, got quite the surprise when they were sorting through images of speeders caught on camera in a 30 km/h zone.
“Faster than you can blink”: Robot breaks Guinness World Record for fastest Rubik’s cube solve
This is pretty amazing stuff out of Purdue University.