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Colombia Appoints Man As Deputy Minister Of Women
These days if you want to become deputy minister of women in Colombia all you have to do is dress yourself up as a woman and barely hide the fact that you’re a man.
Muslim migrant with deportation order charged with pushing Ukrainian girl under German train while she was on phone with grandpa
The suspect was supposed to be deported in March.
Would-be assassin challenges Trump to golf death-match for the presidency
You know what? I think this is one of the most entertaining things I’ve ever heard of.
5-year-old slips out of house, heads to Chick-fil-A for breakfast: “Are you going to get me to jail?”
Before anyone in his house woke up on Tuesday June 24, a 5-year-old Jacksonville boy named William decided he’d get up and take a walk to Chick-fil-A …
Migrants with Palestinian flags assault Swedes, throw one man head-first to ground
Is this a demonstration of how diversity makes us strong?
Bee Forum News: Taylor Swift Forced Into Shotgun Wedding After Travis Kelce Becomes Pregnant
Big news last week as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement and shotgun wedding now that Travis has become pregnant. While unusual for a football player to become pregnant, it was only a matter of time that one eventually would after scientists discovered a few years…
Wisconsin governor says if Trump takes away illegal immigrants “our economy will be gone”
This man is incredibly boring, but you might wanna listen to what he has to say about Wisconsin’s illegal immigrant workers.
Rice University study says birth control changes how women experience and remember emotions
A new study published in Hormones and Behavior has a lot to say about, well, hormones and behavior.
600 military lawyers are being deployed to serve as temporary immigration judges
Thought you might wanna see this 👇
This is why you don’t take silly videos while you’re driving
This girl just became a meme.
Oregon Middle School Principal Bans Students From Hugging Each Other
Principal Allison Couch, the principal of West Sylvan Middle School, apparently can’t stand it when students hug each other, particularly girls.
Coldplay welcomed these girls onstage but things got awkward once they said they’re from Israel 😬
Getting invited onstage at the Coldplay concert is a dream.
Trans offender arrested for breaking into home, violently molesting toddler after Canadian officials released him from jail early
Oh hey, that thing that never happens happened again.
Gavin Newsom Announces He Will Soon Put Out A Meme Coin
So Trump’s meme coin dropped in January…
People are shocked at how much weight The Rock has lost
WWE legend and film star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson unveiled a shockingly slim look at the Venice International Film Festival on Monday and it’s got people worried.
French Police Shoot Muslim Migrant After Stabbing Spree In Marseille
Happening now:
Trump says “Chicago will be safe again, and soon” after 54 people were shot over Labor Day weekend
On Monday, we published a story about 35 people getting shot in Chiraq (Chicago) over the weekend.
If you haven’t heard about the Australian takeover of American football, this video’s got you covered
Australian rules football is possibly the most intense ballgame on the planet, and now, believe it or not, Aussie footballers are invading American football disguised as "punters."
NBC News Apologizes For Misgendering Mass Shooter Who Targeted Little Kids
This is not The Babylon Bee. We don’t do satire here.
British Police Arrest Comedian At Heathrow Airport For Posts Criticizing Transgenderism
TV Comedy writer and sitcom creator Graham Linehan had to be checked in at the hospital after a harrowing ordeal in which he was arrested and questioned for hours at London Heathrow airport.
Australian Woman Faces $200,000 Fine For Calling These People Men
Nope, not satire.
Report: Migrant COOKS EGGS on the eternal flame of Belgium’s unknown soldier memorial
Just when you think the migrant invasion of Europe couldn’t get any more disgraceful 👇
WATCH: Jasmine Crockett enhances fake accent to levels never thought possible
This lady is not hood.
Companies that replaced people with AI are now hiring people to fix AI’s mistakes
It looks like AI has come full circle.
Ilhan Omar’s net worth is now valued up to $30 MILLION … just months after she denied rumors of her wealth
The life of a public servant is rewarding in a variety of ways: contributing to the greater good of society, representing the best interests of constituents, and (if you’re a member of the United States Congress) becoming filthy rich.
Rosie O’Donnell apologizes for calling Minnesota shooter MAGA Republican
A few days ago, Rosie O’Donnell said that the coward who targeted a Minneapolis Catholic school was MAGA and a "white supremacist," despite all evidence to the contrary.
I bet you’ve never seen an accidental onside kick before
I have never seen anything like this before in all my years of football watching.
Kristi Noem told “Face the Nation’s” audience about Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s crimes but of course CBS edited it out of the interview
At first glance, this exchange between CBS’s Ed O’Keefe and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem seems pretty normal and unedited.
President Trump demands drug companies “justify the success” of Covid vaccines to the public
Well, this is a change of tune to say the least.