From PBI to DJT.
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Les Wexner’s lawyer says he’ll kill him if he answers another Epstein question with “more than five words”
Les Wexner was one of Jeffrey Epstein’s "top clients and benefactors" according to CNBC, so when he was answering questions from the House Oversight Committee at his Ohio mansion on Wednesday and his lawyer dropped this on him, I kinda began to worry.
FedEx driver arrested after $62,000 in stolen packages discovered in storage unit
If you’re in Louisiana and you’re still waiting on that FedEx delivery, I think I might have discovered the problem.
Welp: Supreme Court strikes down Trump’s global tariffs, Clarence Thomas dissents
It was fun while it lasted, I guess?
Special-needs sixth grader left stranded on side of highway after leaving school with classmates for ICE protest
These school walkouts are getting really dumb, you guys. It’s so bad, even ABC 7 doesn’t want to put the full details in their social media posts.
Hegseth fires “trans wolf” called “Lilith Deathhowl” who was employed as teacher at Fort Bragg
Well, this is a little beyond disturbing.
It gets better: Thief who stole Oakland mayor’s car was squatter at city hall
I can’t help but just laugh at this one because it is so on-brand for Oakland.
Watch this 1995 CBS News segment where Dan Rather warns about being “replaced by foreigners” and a wave of “criminal aliens on our streets” 🤔
Well, isn’t this fascinating?
Canadian tribunal fines man $750,000 for believing there are only two genders
Nope, not satire!
Trump asks federal agencies to release documents on aliens, UFOs
What is the government up to that they want to distract us this time? 😂