Police in Azusa, California, found this guy in one of their out-of-service patrol cars, but he apparently got in there himself after being released.
Not the Bee
Obama Presidential Library Says Only U.S. Citizens, Legal Residents Can Win Free Tickets For Opening
This is disturbing, you guys. The Obama library is requiring ID to sign up to win free tickets, and I’ve been told this disenfranchises illegals and black people.
Dr. Oz helps FBI cuff hospice-fraud suspect in California. He’s a Pakistani doctor who likes the high life.
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.
ICE nabs one of Canada’s most-wanted murder suspects … in Mississippi
Don’t worry, Canadians: We’ll do your government’s job for you.
IMPORTANT: 193-year-old tortoise still alive after media reported him dead
JONATHAN IS ALIIIIIIIIIVE.
Indiana man steals Bud Light truck, leads police on chase, crashes into police cruiser
Randall Baker was allegedly drunk when he allegedly stole this Bud Light truck and crashed it into a police cruiser during a chase.
Trump trolls Jasmine Crockett with post about Davy Crockett
Consider this a parting shot for the soon-to-be former Congresswoman from Texas.
Rep. Tim Burchett chose NOT to refute Matt Gaetz’s comment about a military alien-human breeding program, then said “the people that know are dying” 😬
This is not satire.
Report: King Charles won’t issue an Easter message this year (he released one for Ramadan)
One year with a female Archbishop in the Church of England and now this …
Pam Bondi has officially been fired. We’ve got the funniest reactions amid the chaos.
Of course this happens right when I’m getting my lunch ready!