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UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims
LONDON — In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a migrant, authorities in the United Kingdom issued a stern warning to all native residents to stop being stabbed to death by Muslims.
At least one of the teens arrested for shooting up Austin last weekend is an illegal alien
Surprise, surprise.
Comey Asks Judge to Postpone Trial Date as Legal Team Prepares to File Motions Seeking Dismissal of Indictment
Embattled former FBI Director James Comey asked a judge to postpone his trial date as his legal team prepares to file motions seeking dismissal of the charges. A grand jury from the Eastern District of North Carolina indicted him on two felony counts: COUNT ONE: Knowingly and willfully…
Jersey police enact curfew after future doctors, engineers take over Long Branch
Well, summer is here and the future doctors and engineers are taking full advantage of the warmer weather.
Ilhan Omar’s Response When Questioned About Minnesota Fraud Scandal Tells Us All We Need to Know
The U.S. Announces Indictment of Former Cuban Leader Raúl Castro
Apostle John Pads Third Letter With Extra-Wide Margins, 37-Point Font
EPHESUS — Struggling to stretch his third letter to the recommended length, the Apostle John cleverly used 1.5-spacing, extra wide margins, and wrote in a generous 22-point font.
Did CNN Really Just Get Karen Bass to Admit She’s a Failure?
Re-Engineering Nature: Biotech Firm Plays God with Artificial Egg Breakthrough
via Flickr A biotechnology firm’s claim that it has taken a major step toward “bringing back extinct species” is raising not only scientific debate, but deeper ethical and moral questions about humanity’s growing willingness to reshape life itself. The company at the center of the controversy, if you…