SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Upon realizing that he had somehow gotten stuck in a house with two gay dudes, local baby Christopher Ellison decided to put himself immediately back up for adoption.
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Ahh, crap! Aussie woman stuck in poop for THREE HOURS after outhouse floor collapses
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Vance Air Force Base got hit by a gnarly twister inside a lightning storm yesterday 😨
Local news in Oklahoma reports on the insane storm that blew through the northern part of the state on Thursday: