In 2026 America we have to post photos of our senators holding today’s newspaper to prove their still alive.
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NEW: Legendary “Jurassic Park” Actor Sam Neill Dies Suddenly After Recovering from Cancer
Sam Neill. Credit: New Zealand Government, Office of the Governor-General/Wikimedia Commons New Zealand actor Sam Neill, who shot to global prominence as the main character in the 1993 blockbuster “Jurassic Park,” has died unexpectedly at the age of 78. Making the loss even more tragic is the fact…
Prison for Thee, but Not for Me
Resurfaced clip shows Rep. Rashida Tlaib saying America was “built on slavery and genocide,” and she wants to “seize power to resist and fight back” 🤔
George Washington would have had this woman swinging from the gallows for treason and sedition within 24 hours of making these statements 👇
ONLY 20 LEGISLATIVE DAYS LEFT! Sen. Mike Lee GOES OFF on Lazy Republican Establishment — Demands Congress Work Weekends to Pass SAVE America Act Before Midterms
Screenshot With a limited number of legislative days remaining before Congress’s next scheduled recess, Senator Mike Lee is intensifying his push for the SAVE America Act, arguing that Republican lawmakers should extend their work schedule to move the election-related legislation across the finish line. Congress has only eight…
The US Struck Dozens of Targets In Iran As the Fight Over the Strait of Hormuz Continues to Escalate
Democratic Socialists of America activist deletes photo because everyone in the group looks retarded
When you’re a group of people who look this retarded…
Beautiful Sophie Cunningham Takes Time from Basketball to Be Ring Girl at UFC Fight
Sophie Cunningham Takes a Moment from Basketball to Be a Ring Girl at UFC Fight Sophie Cunningham became the first basketball star to be a ring girl at the latest UFC event. SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM IS THE GREATEST RING GIRL OF ALL TIME!!! pic.twitter.com/ovINsix6XH — il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo)…
Disgraced Lawyer Michael Cohen Says He and President Trump Have Reconciled, Bonded Over ‘Shared Experience of Betrayal’
President Donald Trump’s former personal attorney Michael Cohen has revealed he has quietly rebuilt his relationship with the president after years of publicly attacking him. According to a report from The New York Times, Trump and Cohen held a private meeting last summer at the president’s Bedminster golf club…
