EBENSBURG, PA — Local husband Bill Schafer was surprised to learn his debit card had been locked after the bank issued a fraud alert because his wife spent less than $100 at Target.
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Man Beaten to a Pulp, Arrested For Urinating on Child in Movie Theater
Arizona man beaten for urinating in theater / Limil Hull / mug shot A black man was severely beaten by moviegoers after he urinated on a child in a movie theater on Friday evening. The suspect, Limil Hull, unzipped his pants and began urinating in the theater during…
Want To Honor Charlie Kirk’s Legacy? Emulate His Moral Courage
Honor Charlie’s legacy by asking yourself each day, ‘How can I demonstrate the type of moral courage that he displayed to the very end?’
Gandalf Tells Saruman To Stop Doom-Scrolling On Palantír
ISENGARD — According to reports coming from the tower of Orthanc, Gandalf has told his fellow wizard Saruman to stop doom-scrolling on his palantír.
The Emmys Couldn’t Spare One Second for Charlie Kirk’s Murder – Hollywood’s Silence Is Deafening
The Emmys strutted across the stage Sunday night with their usual smug self-importance, showering themselves in applause and self-congratulation. But amid all the speeches, the jokes, and the not-so-subtle political one-liners, one thing was glaringly absent: not a single word about the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Not a…
Bloomberg Economist Admits Economy Was in ‘Recession’ BEFORE ELECTION!
Bloomberg Economist Admits Economy Was in ‘Recession’ BEFORE ELECTION!As the world came to grips with the grotesque murder of TPUSA founder Charlie Kirk, a shocking admission came from Bloomberg L.P. on the true state of President Joe Biden’s economy before Election Day 2024 that got swept right…
Bozell to O'Connor: Why Won't Lefty Media Employ Someone Like Kirk?
Bozell to O'Connor: Why Won't Lefty Media Employ Someone Like Kirk?MRC President David Bozell visited WMAL’s O’Connor & Company on Monday morning to discuss what the Sunday talk shows (and others) had to say about the assassination of Charlie Kirk last week. Unsurprisingly, Bozell pointed out a major…
Scholars Now Believe That The Prodigal Son Returned Home After His Father Changed The Netflix Password
JUDEA — New historical evidence may indicate that the prodigal son returned home after his father changed the Netflix password on him, according to scholars of the ancient world.









