IRVINE, CA — The pastor of Lord’s Vine Church has reportedly taken the lead drummer from their praise team aside and formally warned him to stop adding the drum fill from Phil Collins’ "In the Air Tonight" to every worship song.
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Man Not Sure If Wife Already In Pajamas Or Still In Pajamas
AMARILLO, TX — After local man Jeremy Long got home from work a little early on Thursday he was greeted by a wife wearing pajamas, forcing him to consider whether or not she was "already" in pajamas or "still" in pajamas.
Russia, Ukraine Reach New Type of Truce Where They Keep Bombing Each Other
UKRAINE — Following constructive talks about ending their war, the leaders of Russia and Ukraine have reportedly reached a new type of truce where they keep bombing each other indefinitely.
Biden Judge Casts Doubt on Trump’s Order Firing Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook
Screenshot from video of senate judiciary committee confirmation hearing featuring Jia M. Cobb to be United States district judge for the district of Columbia. Photo from judiciary senate video US District Judge Jia Cobb, a Biden appointee on Friday morning held a hearing after fired Federal Reserve Governor…
Low Gas Prices and Labor Day Road Trips: RedStaters’ Ideal Road Trip and What They’re Listening To
The calendar might say different, but Labor Day weekend usually marks the unofficial end of summer. In most places, the kids have gone back to school, and the weather may even be beginning to change just a bit. Really, any time of the year is good for a…
Trump’s Foreign Policy Offends The Bureaucrat Paper Pushers Of Dwindling Influence
Low utility middlemen in the Trump administration are feeling left out again, and so they’re back to anonymously moaning to the news media. This time they’re ragging on White House Special Envoy Steve Witkoff and his peacemaking efforts with Russia and Ukraine. Politico on Friday quoted several unnamed…
California Democrats Brag, Families Suffer: The Rankings They Don’t Want You Talking About
Gavin Newsom and California Democrats love to strut like peacocks, crowing that California has the fourth-largest economy in the world. Sounds impressive, if you ignore reality. But Californians living paycheck to paycheck know this is not Fantasyland.
Trump Tariffs Kill FDI in China, Mexico and Canada, Draw Investment to the US
Photo illustration created by ChatGPT (OpenAI), using AI-generated imagery. Trump’s tariff strategy has not only brought a massive win in European trade negotiations, but it has also underscored how crucial U.S. market access is for Mexico, Canada, and China. Tariffs are now strangling foreign direct investment in…
Newsom Announces He Is Anti-Crime Until Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CA — Gavin Newsom’s poll numbers have skyrocketed after he recently announced that he will be anti-crime until the next election.
Nurse Manager Put Herself in ‘Harm’s Way’ to Help Scared Young Victim of Catholic School Shooting
A health care supervisor went above and beyond the call as victims of the Annunciation Catholic Church shooting came to the hospital, according to one doctor. Trauma surgeon Dr. Jon Gayken of Hennepin Healthcare recalled one incident in the aftermath of a shooting the left two children dead…