(EDITOR’S NOTE: In case it’s not completely obvious, this piece is satire.)
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Cincinnati Police Chief Who Blamed Social Media After Violent Mob Beat White Couple Was Previously Sued For Anti-White Discrimination
The Cincinnati Police Chief who blamed social media after a violent mob of mostly black males beat a white couple at jazz festival over the weekend was previously sued for anti-white bias. A white man was brutally beaten and stomped on by a violent gang of black suspects….
Michigan Democrats Target Masked ICE Agents, Despite Enforcing $500 Fines for Going Maskless During COVID
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Sure, the calendar may still read "2025," but the 2028 presidential primary season will be here before you know it. While big names like Gavin Newsom, Kamala Harris, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez grab all the headlines, there are other Democratic candidates making waves behind the scenes.
Delusion Rampant: MSNBC & ABC Cry White Supremacy in Sydney Sweeney Ad
This week, major news outlets like ABC and MSNBC have been up in arms over a recent instance of a model doing her job, which was of course, modeling. Calls of “white supremacist dog whistles” and “Nazi propaganda” were the topics of legacy media over a recent American…
Netherlands Labels Israel a Security Risk in 2025 Threat Assessment
The Netherlands has flagged Israel as a national security risk for the first time. This comes straight from the Dutch counterterrorism agency’s latest threat assessment, highlighting foreign meddling The National Coordinator for Terrorism and Security (NCTV) put out the report on July 17th, and lists Israel alongside Iran,…
Starmer Joins Surrender Monkey Macron’s Hamas-Friendly Threat to Israel—Trump Says ‘No Way’
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer said Tuesday that he will join with French President Emmanuel Macron in recognizing “Palestine” as a state if Israel doesn’t agree to a ceasefire by September. Starmer, who’s known in the UK as “two-tier Keir” for the two-tier justice system implemented by his…
Universal Studios Hollywood Unveils Long-Awaited ‘Scent Of A Woman’ Land
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA — Universal Studios Hollywood officially broke ground Tuesday on a new themed land at its popular theme park based on hit 1992 film Scent of a Woman.
