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Winning! Trump Now Rules Entire World As Supreme Court Declares Everyone Is American
U.S. — People around the world celebrated the establishment of a new supreme leader, as President Donald Trump was confirmed to now rule the entire world after the United States Supreme Court declared everyone on Earth to be American.
Terrorist Torn Between Going On Violent Jihad Or Getting Elected As Democratic Senator
NEW YORK CITY — According to sources, a radical Islamist terrorist felt torn between two possible career paths: leading the next violent jihad against the infidels or becoming a Democratic senator of the United States.
DSA Colorado Win Shows Third-World Communism Is The New Norm In The Democrat Party
Ethiopian-born socialist Melat Kiros unseated Democrat incumbent Diana DeGette in a race for Colorado’s 1st Congressional District on Tuesday, her victory coming on the heels of a socialist sweep of a series of congressional primaries in New York. The string of socialist victories across the country shows that…
Vice President JD Vance Says There’s a Silver Lining to the Birthright Citizenship Ruling
While Canada Faces Epidemic of Church Burnings, Trudeau’s Tone Deaf Girlfriend Katy Perry Belts Out ‘Watch it Burn’ From Church Pew
Katy Perry during a recent appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Pop star Katy Perry, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s gal pal, might have a good singing voice, but she’s terribly tone-deaf. While Canada is facing an epidemic of church burnings, a clip shared from her new music…
LAME: Reid Set to QUIT CNN for MS NOW, Wouldn’t Work for Ellisons
LAME: Reid Set to QUIT CNN for MS NOW, Wouldn’t Work for EllisonsFirst reported late Tuesday by Status’s Oliver Darcy and the so-called media reporting class, liberal journalist Paula Reid is set to quit her job “in a few months” as CNN chief legal affairs correspondent because…
No Credible Threats Against America250 Celebrations, Patel Confirms
Everybody’s alarmed over the plummeting fertility rate, but this other data point should scare us like crazy
Y’all know the global fertility rate is just real bad. No good news there for a long time.









