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Supreme Court Makes It Clear. Mass Deportations Are Mandatory To Save America
A spate of rulings from the Supreme Court couldn’t be more of a mandate if they were handed down, gift-wrapped, and sealed with a kiss by God: The mass deportation of illegal aliens is legal and imperative if there’s any hope of saving this country. One ruling declared…
Behold, the Dumbest Sports Take of the Year
Every so often a sports commentator says something so breathtakingly detached from reality that you wonder if he’s secretly trying to qualify for The Babylon Bee.
The Left Goes to Work While the Right Whistles
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Spencer Pratt Has Been on a Rampage Against Socialism
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The O’Keefe Media Group on Tuesday released undercover video of California election petition workers offering cash for a fake signature. “Alright, so the name you’re gonna write is gonna be Timothy Adams,” the election worker said. “I’m gonna give you a name, write it down, I’ll give you…
The Liberal Media Had a Total Meltdown Over the Transgender Athlete Ruling
The Liberal Media Did Not Handle the Transgender Athlete Ruling Well
The European Climate Cult Demands Human Sacrifice
MSNOW: SCOTUS Better Than Female Athletes Who 'Villainize' Trans
MSNOW: SCOTUS Better Than Female Athletes Who 'Villainize' TransAfter more Supreme Court rulings on Tuesday, including a decision to allow states to ban biological men from playing in women’s sports, MS NOW legal reporter Lisa Rubin praised the written opinion for its words of “respect” for transgender athletes. But later,…