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Greta Thunberg Reports Flotilla Struck By Jewish Space Laser
MEDITERRANEAN SEA — The international community is calling for investigations after Greta Thunberg reported that her humanitarian flotilla had suffered an unprovoked attack from a Jewish Space Laser.
GoFundMe for Man Who Murdered Iryna Zarutska Claims He Is Also a Victim
7 Radical Ideas To Make Our Cities Safer
With violent crime continuing to plague American cities, the time has come for truly radical measures. Here are seven ideas for extreme changes to make our cities safer:
Judge Who Freed Charlotte Stabbing Suspect Has Exactly The Credentials You’d Expect
The Charlotte, North Carolina train stabbing that left 23-year old Ukrainian national Iryna Zarutska dead is now raising questions not just about the suspect, but about the judge who let him back on the streets months earlier. Magistrate Judge Teresa Stokes released Decarlos Brown Jr. in January on…
The First Excerpts From Kamala Harris’ Campaign Memoir Have Dropped…and Hoo Boy
Tough-On-Crime Democrats Propose ‘100 Strikes And You’re Out’ Law
U.S. — Facing heavy criticism for going easy on violent criminals, a group of Democrats sought to prove that they are tough on crime by proposing a bold new "100 Strikes and You’re Out" law.
Zohran Mamdani: How Dare My Critics Attack Me for Things I’ve Said
Watch: Drone footage shows Hellfire missile bouncing off alleged UFO
UFO enthusiasts received a fresh treasure trove of material on Tuesday, as the House Committee on Restoring Public Trust held a hearing that included a video allegedly showing a U.S. military missile striking a UFO in midair with little effect.
Trump Calms World By Assuring Nothing Bad Has Ever Happened After Dictator Invades Poland
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump calmed an anxious world today with assurances that nothing bad has ever happened in the wake of a vicious dictator invading Poland.