David Mark Jasmine before transition (left) and after transition (right) A Trans-identified male, Reya Jasmine, formerly David Mark Jasmine, has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder after allegedly stabbing his wife, Margaret Jasmin, to death earlier this month. The pair’s marriage appears to have been traditional between…
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ChatGPT Announced As Harvard Valedictorian
CAMBRIDGE, MA — ChatGPT has been officially crowned as the valedictorian of Harvard University.
In His Desperate Pivot Right To Neutralize Reform UK’s Surging Momentum, Failing British PM Starmer Is Bleeding Votes Among His Own Leftwing Camp
Failing Starmer pivots right, loses the left. After Prime Minister Keir Starmer’s Labour got trounced by Reform UK in the recent Local Elections, he has scrambled to turn sharply right in his immigration policy in order to come closer to voters on the right side of the political…
PBS Host Says People Who Blast Media Cover-Up of Biden Decline Don’t Understand ‘How Reporting Works’
In this episode of “Your Tax Dollars at Work”…
Experts Confirm You Are The Only Person On Earth Who Can Safely Text And Drive
BOSTON,MA — A recent meta-analysis by researchers at the National Traffic Safety Institute revealed that no one in the world is capable of safely texting and driving except for you.
Skynet Is on the Horizon – AI Company Revealed Its Program Willing to Blackmail to Ensure Its Survival
The arrival and mushrooming of artificial intelligence has become more and more accepted, as the general population has become accustomed to adapting it for business practices, graphics creation, and numerous other benign applications. All the while possibility of the machines taking over has been a dystopian threat on…
International Flight En Route to Houston Diverted to Seattle After Unruly Passenger Tries to Open Exit Doors Midflight
“Fly the friendly skies” An international flight en route to Houston was diverted to Seattle on Saturday after an unruly passenger tried to open the exit door. An All Nippon Airways traveling from Tokyo to Houston made an emergency landing at Sea-Tac at around 4:15 am after a…
Ghouls: Iran Glorifies Cowardly Assassin Who Gunned Down Israeli Embassy Staffers
Although there’s been talk of a possible US-Iran nuclear weapons deal in the works, the death-obsessed Iranian regime is not sounding peaceful at all. In a twisted article printed in their state-run newspaper, they praised the sick antisemite who killed a young couple—Israel Embassy staffers Sarah Milgrim and…
Ukraine Attempted to Assassinate Russian President Vladimir Putin by Attacking His Helicopter with Drones
Ukraine used drones in an attempt to down a helicopter carrying Russian President Vladimir Putin over Russia’s Kursk region on May 20. Russian Air Force Major-General Yuri Dashkin said Putin’s helicopter was “virtually at the epicenter of repelling a large-scale attack by the enemy’s drones,” and that 46…
This Is Big: Biden White House Run by Covert ‘Politburo’
Originally formed in 1919, the Politburo of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union was the highest level of the Soviet government. Various dictators held power, most notably Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, but the Politburo was the executive council, from its formation to the collapse of the Soviet Union,…