U.S. — As mid-term election campaigns ramp up across the country, insiders revealed that the Republican Party was hard at work searching insane asylums for its next popular female politician.
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NHL mascot chased by grizzly bear while shooting promo vid in Alaska
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Oh, Canada.
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South Carolina Governor Hopeful Calls for Erasing Sole Dem House District
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Walmart Responds To Sydney Sweeney Ad With Commerical Featuring Sexy Dad In Cargo Shorts
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