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Trump Admin Ends Taxpayer Subsidies For Illegal Aliens
The wide-ranging move ends a nearly 30-year period of government incentivizing illegal immigration by allowing illegals to benefit from programs meant for Americans. Breccan F. Thies More Articles The departments of Health and Human Services (HHS), Education, Agriculture, Labor, and Justice are ending illegal aliens’ abilities to leech…
New White Sox City Connect Jerseys Feature Bullet Holes, Realistic Blood Splatter
CHICAGO, IL — White Sox fans were going wild for their team’s brand-new Citty Connect Jerseys, which vividly reflect life in Chi-Town with realistic bullet holes and blood splatters.
Tulsi Gabbard Is Making Spy Agencies Nervous With This New Team
Professor Proposes Renaming His School ‘George Floyd University’… Then He Really Goes Off the Rails
In this episode of “No, This Isn’t a Satire Piece From the Babylon Bee”…
“It’s Either the $20 Million or an Apology” – Pro-Hamas Activist Mahmoud Khalil Files $20 Million Lawsuit Against Trump Administration
Pro-Hamas activist Mahmoud Khalil filed a $20 million lawsuit against the Trump Administration after a Biden judge ordered him released from prison. The U.S. Dept of State revoked Mahmoud Khalil’s immigration status in March due to his participation in mob riots at Columbia. Khalil came to the US on a…
9 Exciting New Inclusive Barbies
With Mattel’s introduction of a Barbie doll with Type 1 diabetes, the toy industry was abuzz with rumors of other inclusive Barbie dolls that could be on the way.
Karen Bass Says The LA ICE Riots Never Happened
Before we go anywhere, I must tell you that the reporter was asking LA Mayor Karen Bass about the 12 Antifa types who ambushed an ICE detainment facility down in Texas on the fourth and shot the place up.
Epstein Files Could Ignite Middle East Firestorm (VIDEO)
On this episode of Stinchfield, we break down the DOJ’s stunning move to quietly close the Epstein case—without releasing the files, without naming names, and without answering to the American people. The outrage is real and justified. Conservatives across the country are demanding answers, and the Department of…
WashPost Dork Philip Bump Says Medicaid Isn’t Welfare If You Simply Don’t Call It Welfare
It’s always a good time to identify the Washington Post’s Philip Bump as a duplicitous little dork, so let’s look at his latest column in which he argues that government-run health insurance for low-income individuals (and their unfortunate children) is not a form of welfare if you simply…