WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the world waited with bated breath to learn about the contents of the ancient biblical artifact, U.S. Attorney General Pam Pondi made an official statement confirming that the Ark of the Covenant was sitting on her desk waiting to be reviewed.
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‘Does This Big, Beautiful Bill Make My Debt Look Big?’
Don’t ask anyone MAGA that question. They very quickly get VERY angry.
Houthis Launch First Attack on Ship After Surrendering to Trump
Chatbot Users Are Getting Psychosis, Being Admitted To Psych Wards
There are some concerning reports coming out of normal everyday people who are losing it when interacting with chat bots.
ODNI Task Force To Interview Whistleblowers, Probe Election Vulnerabilities In Expansive Weaponization Inquiry
A task force launched by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence to probe the weaponization of America’s intel apparatus is expanding its efforts to include interviewing agency whistleblowers and investigating election infrastructure vulnerabilities, The Federalist has learned. According to an ODNI official, the Director’s Initiatives Group…
Disney World Installs Animatronic District Judge To Block Animatronic Trump
ORLANDO, FL — Disney World’s Hall of Presidents was updated over the weekend to include a new animatronic district judge to block all actions by its animatronic President Trump.
Report: Reason NY Times Rushed to Get ‘Controversial’ Story on Mamdani Up Is Chef’s Kiss
Last Thursday and just before the Independence Day holiday weekend started, the New York Times committed a rare act of journalism with the publication of a piece mildly critical of Zohran Mamdani, the Democrat mayoral nominee for New York City.
Tariff Pause Extended to August 1st? Here Is What Scott Bessent Has to Say
Tariff Pause Extended to August 1st? Here Is What Scott Bessent Has to Say
Watch: Tom Homan Crushes Zohran Mamdani, Other Dems’ Anti-ICE Agenda
The folks in New York City have a lot to be concerned about with Zohran Mamdani winning the Democratic primary for mayor.