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10 Frontrunners To Be The Next Pope
Following the passing of Pope Francis, the Catholic Church is now deep into the process of electing a new leader. While various media outlets claim to have lists of potential candidates, only The Babylon Bee has obtained the short list of true frontrunners.
KURSK CLEANUP: Red Army Retakes St. Nicholas Belogorsky Monastery in Gornal, One of the Last Ukrainian Bastions on Russian Territory
Two weeks after retaking Guevo, Russian forces overpower Ukrainians at the St. Nicholas Monastery and advance on the last settlement of Gornal. Back in August 2024, Ukrainian troops launched a surprise attack on largely unguarded border areas between the Sumy region and Russia’s Kursk oblast, proceeding to occupy…
Atlantic Magazine Amazingly Admits Incredible Success of Trump Border Policies
The border policies of President Donald Trump have been incredibly successful in halting the flow of illegals crossing into the United States from the south. Such a conclusion is not surprising if it came from a conservative oriented media source. However, since that was the conclusion of a…
Environmentalists spray-painted the Wall Street Charging Bull, then chickened out and cleaned up their mess when police arrived
How’s this for environmental justice?
JUST IN: More Info on Hegseth Signal Chat Leaked to Fake News Media
Credit: DoD photo by U.S. Navy Petty Officer 1st Class Alexander Kubitza Another day, another leak. More information on the second Hegseth Signal chat group was leaked to NBC News. As previously reported, three Hegseth aides placed on leave amid a probe into leaks were officially fired last…
Sarah Palin Comes Up Short in Retrial of NY Times Defamation Suit
UPDATE: This piece was updated with a reaction from former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (R), which she posted on X. On Tuesday, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (R) lost the retrial of her defamation suit against The New York Times after she alleged the editorial board defamed her…
WATCH LIVE: White House Press Secretary Delivers Press Briefing – 1 PM ET
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is scheduled to deliver a press briefing at approximately 1 pm ET. This comes amid the media’s latest hoax on alleged Signal messages from Pete Hegseth. As The Gateway Pundit reported, after the firing of three former Pentagon officials — Dan Caldwell,…
Rosie O’Donnell Discusses Fleeing the Country After Trump Won: ‘It Was Time For Me and My Non-Binary Child to Leave’
Rosie O’Donnell fled the country in the days before President Donald Trump’s inauguration and joined CNN on Tuesday to discuss why. Speaking to the network from her new home in Ireland, O’Donnell claimed that it was “time for me and my non-binary child to leave.” “I have no…
MS-13 Added To LGBTQ Acronym
U.S. — In yet another step toward the advancement of protections for all people groups, activists announced today that MS-13 had officially been added to the LGBTQ+ acronym to ensure that the rights of violent foreign gang members were recognized.