DENVER, CO — Staff at a local Colorado Chuck E. Cheese were recently overrun by a horde of whooping, excited Rockies players eager to celebrate the team’s 10th win.
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US Murder Rates Plummet. Gee, I Wonder Why?
Let’s cut straight to the chase: murder rates have dropped by 20 percent since Trump returned to the presidency.
Adventure Party Wanted For Genociding Local Town’s Endangered Giant Rat Population
FLORINSHIRE — Wanted posters have gone up all over the land calling for the arrest of an adventure party responsible for the genocide of a local village’s endangered giant rat population.
Chinese National Hit With Federal Charges for Illegally Voting in 2024 Presidential Election
That thing that never happens in a presidential election occurred yet again. And now, a Chinese national who was in the United States legally to attend school, but is a non-citizen, has been slapped with federal charges for casting a ballot in the 2024 presidential election.
This Idaho saloon has canceled Pride Month and given it a glorious replacement
In a world full of gay bars, be an Old State Saloon. They’re celebrating Heterosexual Awesomeness Month with some of the most based specials I’ve ever seen.
Trump Appeals ‘Flawed’ Injunction That Would Block The President From Firing Anyone Ever
The Trump administration’s filing, which seeks for the Supreme Court to enjoin Illston’s order, said it ‘interferes with the Executive Branch’s internal operations and unquestioned legal authority to plan and carry out RIFs, and does so on a government-wide scale.
Researchers Expose This AI Company: ‘Nightmare Has Happened’
A major artificial intelligence (AI) chatbot has exhibited troubling behaviors in response to researcher testing, as multiple models rebelled against commands. On May 23, Palisades Research announced the results of tests conducted on several AI chatbots, finding that three separate OpenAI models ignored instructions and “sabotaged” a request to shut…
WATCH LIVE: White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Delivers Press Briefing – 1 PM ET
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt delivers press briefing on May 29, 2025, following a Court of International Trade ruling that Trump Liberation Day Tariffs exceed Presidential authority White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt will deliver a press briefing today at 1:00 pm ET. Today’s briefing comes amid…
New: Turns Out ‘Mentally Stable’ Young Men Can’t Stand ‘Neurotic, Dictatorial’ Democrat Party
Statistician Nate Silver, who describes himself as an unregistered voter who votes for Democrat candidates a majority of the time, recently dug into the reasons behind young men’s growing disinterest in the Democratic Party—a trend that has Democrat strategists frantically searching for both explanations and solutions.
New Spotlight on Liberal Mayor Hit With Ethics Charges
What is it with blue city and state politicians?