EARTH — Noah’s wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch Noah once again trying to huck the cats overboard.
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AI Experts Say That the ‘Rogue AI’ Scare Was Overblown and Big AI Has Plenty to Gain
JUST IN: FAA Issues Ground Stops at JFK and LaGuardia Due to Equipment Outage Ahead of Trump’s Trip to New York City
The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) issued ground stops at JFK and LaGuardia airports on Monday ahead of President Trump’s trip to New York City. President Trump is set to fly into New York’s JFK this afternoon to meet with New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani. Trump is traveling…
Data Center Disguises Itself As Abortion Clinic To Win Support From Liberals
ASHBURN, VA — A local data center situated just outside of town, in what is commonly called "Data Center Alley," reportedly disguised itself as an abortion clinic as part of a shrewd plan to win support from liberals.
Iowans Wreck Dem Josh Turek for Loving Taxes More Than Constituents
Reporter finds no kids at Somali-run daycares in Seattle 🤔
Here’s your reminder that the fraud is still continuing – boldly, even! – after months of nonstop reporting about it.
Denver Socialist Mayoral Candidate Says Prior Arrest for Theft of Food Stamp Benefits ‘Actually Qualifies’ Her to Hold Office (Video)
Denver DSA mayoral candidate Shontel Lewis/Image: Video screenshot. Shontel Lewis, a Democratic Socialist running in the Denver mayoral election, has a unique spin on her prior arrest for the theft of food stamps. She says it makes her more qualified to hold office. In 2008, while she worked…
Here’s What Zohran Mamdani’s Office of Mass Engagement Is Really For
The Bears’ quarterback was carted off the field like a little girl and the memes are fantastic
If you don’t watch guys in tights toss a ball around all weekend, let me get you up to speed on this whole Caleb Williams thing.
English church hosts “modest” Muslim fashion show
Well, it’s not quite giving an Osama bin Laden apologist an award on 9/11…









