WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another win for technical competence, Elon Musk put his technocrat skills to good use when Trump recently summoned him to the Oval Office to help him open a PDF.
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Health Tip: To Beat Those Spring Allergies, Try Diving Headfirst Into A Volcano
Allergies getting you down? Medical professionals agree that the best way to take care of those pesky allergies is to dive headfirst into a volcano and die. Instantly, your allergies will be gone!
Watch these bozos ride their “emotional support” horses into Walmart
People today will do anything for clicks. For example, take these four stable geniuses from Baker, Louisiana, who rode their horses into a Walmart.
Jamaal Bowman and Cori Bush Make ‘Big Announcement’: They’re Launching a Substack
Former Rep. Jamaal Bowman (N.Y.) teased that he and his fellow ousted House Democrat, Cori Bush (Mo.), had “a big announcement” coming. The grand reveal? A Substack. “Stay tuned tomorrow. Me and Cori Bush got a big announcement. Big drop tomorrow. Stay tuned. Peace and love coming right…
NY Times Gets Its Undies In a Twist Over ‘Christian’ Hobby Lobby Opening In Manhattan
The New York Times is grating its teeth over the prospect that a Christian-owned company is setting up shop in “liberal” Manhattan, as if having a business with religious morals would be a net negative for that God-forsaken city. “Hobby Lobby Is Opening Its First Manhattan Store. Not…
White House prepares plan to end ALL funding for PBS, NPR
If you’re a fan of public radio and television broadcasting, there may be some absolutely massive pledge drives coming your way, as the Trump White House is reportedly readying a plan to have Congress axe all federal funding for National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting Service.
Jury Finds Illegal Alien Guilty of Raping, Murdering Maryland Mother of 5
A Maryland jury has found an illegal alien guilty of murdering Rachel Morin, a mother of five. Victor Martinez-Hernandez was charged with first-degree murder, first-degree rape, third-degree sexual offense, and kidnapping in Morin’s case. The jury found Martinez-Hernandez guilty on all four counts. In August 2023, Morin…
California expanded its healthcare program to cover “migrants” and now the program is being bailed out
Wow, I never would’ve guessed California would run into financial trouble after coming up with something like this:
FBI: Wisconsin teen murdered parents in attempt to gain “financial means and autonomy” to assassinate Trump
It’s a new era: The Federal Bureau of Investigation actually got someone who was on their radar!
Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is going viral for appearing at North Carolina’s football practice with him
So I guess the legend Bill Belichick did take that coaching job at North Carolina after all. But one of the team’s spring practices is going viral for all the wrong reasons: Mostly his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson’s, appearance there.