West Hollywood Approves Ordinance To Let Throuples, Foursomes Register As Couples
This is not The Bee.
Democrats Not Sure What To Do Now With All These Fake Ballots
U.S. — Fresh off a wave of overwhelming victories in Tuesday’s midterm elections, Democrats were reportedly not sure what they were supposed to do now with all the fake ballots they had stored up.
Mike Johnson Isn’t Running For GOP House Leader. His Successor Can’t Be Another Useless Republican
‘Instead of standing firm on our principles, you have governed out of fear,’ Rep. Steube told Republican leadership.
EU President Ursula von der Leyen Has Plans for Europeans’ Savings Accounts
Heaven Confirms It Is Not A Sin To Skip Pages In Your Children’s Bedtime Story
HEAVEN — In a major clarification that has sent waves of relief through exhausted households worldwide, heaven confirmed Thursday that skipping paragraphs or even full pages of a child’s bedtime story does not constitute a sin.
Christian Nationalism Update: Democrats now have two megachurch pastors and a woke seminarian in the Senate
The Left has been warning for years that Christians would infiltrate the highest levels of government and establish a theocracy.
Tuesday’s Blue Tsunami Proves Texas’ Problem Was Never ‘Candidate Quality’
A closer look at the margins doesn’t lend any credence to the idea that Paxton or French alone torpedoed the GOP’s chances.
This State Admitted Its Gun Law Violated the Second Amendment. But a Federal Judge Won’t Let it Go.
Democrats Vow Lawfare Hours After Winning On ‘Affordability’
Voters wanted relief at the pump and the grocery store. Democrats won control of Congress Tuesday night and immediately told Republicans to lawyer up. Thirty-nine percent of voters listed the economy as their top issue, according to an NBC News exit poll. That same poll found that 88…