U.S. — According to overnight reports, a dumbfounded nation at last realized that Chelsea Handler has actually been trying to be funny this whole time.
Lakewood Church To Be Renamed ‘DraftKings Arena’ Following Branding Deal
HOUSTON, TX — Lakewood Church officially announced that it would be changing its name to DraftKings Arena as part of a lucrative new branding deal.
Pirro Threatens to Charge Parents of ‘Youths’ who Violate Curfew Amid Disturbing Trend of “Teen Takeovers” (VIDEO)
US Attorney for DC Jeanine Pirro on Friday announced her office will be charging parents of ‘youths’ who violate curfew amid a disturbing trend of ‘teen takeovers. Mobs of teens are rampaging through the streets of DC and other cities across the country, terrifying residents and causing major…
There’s Nothing MAGA About 500,000 Student Visas For The CCP
Chinese students come to milk our education system and then bring their newfound education back to China to make China great.
The UAE Has a Plan to Circumvent Iran and the Strait of Hormuz Now That It’s Left OPEC
The UAE Has a Plan to Circumvent the Iran and the Strait of Hormuz Now That It’s Left OPEC
Disney Purchases Rights To ‘Robot Jox’ Franchise In Blockbuster $7 Billion Deal
BURBANK, CA — In a surprise movie, The Walt Disney Company announced that it had acquired the rights to the 1990 film Robot Jox in a massive $7 billion deal.
Anti-Fauci Whistleblower Hearing SKIPPED by ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, PBS…
Anti-Fauci Whistleblower Hearing SKIPPED by ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, PBS…On Wednesday, the New York Post (as well as conservative cable networks) reported on a hearing organized by Sen. Rand Paul featuring a CIA whistleblower attacking St. Anthony Fauci for manipulating intelligence professionals on Covid origins. But there has…
Farcical Darcy Thinks He’s Cool By Again Beating Up on CBS’s Dokoupil
Farcical Darcy Thinks He’s Cool By Again Beating Up on CBS’s DokoupilWhile Fox News has long been an almost singular focus of the so-called media reporting class, conservative stalker and Status founder Oliver Darcy seems to have decided in recent months to shift his weight to throwing…
