PITTSBURGH, PA — With their second-round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots have officially selected marriage counselor Amy Connors out of the University of North Texas Clinical Counseling Program.
Update: Judge Overturns Firearms Prohibition on James O’Keefe After West Palm Beach Police Confiscate His Guns
A judge on Friday overturned the firearms prohibition on James O’Keefe after West Palm Beach Police confiscated his guns. Last month James was served with a restraining order while he was livestreaming at his West Palm Beach, Florida, headquarters on Tuesday. The Palm Beach Sheriff’s Deputy served James…
The NY Times Tries and Fails to Gin Up Sympathy for Laid Off USAID Workers
Virginia’s tyrant governor signs ban on carrying guns with more than 15 rounds in public (and that’s not all)
"Sic Semper Tyrannis" seems to be dead in Virginia, because the new woke governor just signed a pair of gun control laws to take away God-given rights from her countrymen.
Pelosi Condemns Soldier For Conducting Insider Trading Without Telling Her First
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A furious Representative Nancy Pelosi condemned an American soldier for engaging in insider trading without telling her first.
Baby Adopted By Two Gay Dudes Immediately Puts Self Back Up for Adoption
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Upon realizing that he had somehow gotten stuck in a house with two gay dudes, local baby Christopher Ellison decided to put himself immediately back up for adoption.
Ahh, crap! Aussie woman stuck in poop for THREE HOURS after outhouse floor collapses
Remind me never to attempt to use an outhouse in the outback. And by never, I mean NEVER.
‘I Think I’m Speaking for the UK More Than Prince Harry’: Trump TORCHES Estranged Royal for Meddling Into Ukraine War During Kiev Trip (VIDEO)
AI-Generated Image by Grok Harry lost yet another chance to remain silent and spare himself the embarrassment. We have been following the highly controversial Prince Harry in his pseudo-Royal trips, as the self-exiled British Royal tries to insert himself into geopolitical issues that are frankly way ‘above his…
Look at That: CBS Visits Southern Border, Finds It to Be a Ghost Town
Look at That: CBS Visits Southern Border, Finds It to Be a Ghost TownFollowing a series of social media posts in the days prior, CBS immigration reporter Camilo Montoya-Galvez’s trip to the U.S.-Mexico border finally yielded a formal news segment as, during Thursday’s CBS Mornings, he relayed…
Daily Show Labels Opposition To Drag Queens In Navy Videos 'Extremist'
Daily Show Labels Opposition To Drag Queens In Navy Videos 'Extremist'Comedy Central’s The Daily Show host-of-the-week Michael Kosta joined forces with Jordan Klepper on Thursday to dumb down the definition of what it means to be an “insane extremist” as they condemned new acting Secretary of the…