The U.S. Open is off to a really fun start.
The Anti-Data-Center Movement Is the New War on Fossil Fuels
MASSIVE SECURITY NIGHTMARE: FBI Investigates Dark-Web Service Selling 153+ MILLION Driver’s License Scans — Including Secretary Pete Hegseth’s Information for $100
The FBI is investigating the apparent theft of more than 153 million driver’s license scans reportedly offered for sale through the dark-web service Nexus. (Credit: Brian Krebs) The FBI is investigating what could be one of the most devastating identity-data breaches ever uncovered in North America. A newly…
Study: Talking to your pet could boost mental wellbeing, because duh
I knew it.
Here’s the Line From a Lindsay Clancy Supporter That Truly Says It All
Independent Reporter Interviewed Lindsay Clancy Supporters. It’s Absolutely Insane.
Sauron Insists He Only Tried To Enslave All Of Middle-Earth Because He Was Suffering From Postpartum Depression
BARAD-DÛR, MORDOR — Accused of attempting to enslave all the free peoples of Middle-earth and cover the land with darkness, the Dark Lord Sauron explained he only did it because he was suffering from postpartum depression.
Trump Warns Iran Next Truth Social Post Will Include Even More Exclamation Marks
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As hostilities between the United States and the Iranian regime flared up again in recent days, President Donald Trump warned Iran that his next Truth Social post would include even more exclamation marks.
Oklahoma City Manager Arrested on 11 Felony Voter Fraud Charges After Falsifying Registration Applications With Other People’s Names
Shonda Lou Barnes (Credit: Johnston County Oklahoma Sheriff’s Office) The city manager of a tiny Oklahoma town has been arrested and charged with 11 felony counts of voter registration fraud after investigators say she submitted applications using other people’s names and forged their signatures. Shonda Lou Barnes, city…
Trump jokes that he might rename the Strait of Hormuz “Trump Strait”
When this man trolls, he usually delivers.









