KINGDOM OF GONDOR — The people of Gondor are beginning to wonder if they should move their capital city of Minas Tirith away from the big fiery shadow mountains filled with orcs that hate them and seem intent on killing them all.
What Jasmine Crockett Just Said About Trump Voters Shows She’s Not Serious About Winning
What Jasmine Crockett Just Said About Trump Voter Shows She’s Not Serious About Winning
FBI Hunting for 73-Year-Old Woman Accused of Stealing Nearly $30 Million by Impersonating Heiress
Seven years after she was indicted, the Federal Bureau of Investigation is still looking for a woman who allegedly raked in almost $30 million through fraud. Mary Carole McDonnell is alleged to have been involved in multiples schemes in the Los Angeles area, according to KABC-TV. The alleged…
David Spade calls out mall for omitting the word “Christmas” from tree-lighting ceremony
I did not have David Spade defending Christendom on my 2025 Bingo card.
Struggling New York Jets Sign Uncle Rico
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ — Rico Dynamite, a long-time Idaho resident and former high school starting quarterback for the Preston Indians, was reportedly signed by the New York Jets in a surprise deal that is sure to win them the championship.
Rosie O’Donnell’s Terminal Case of Trump Derangement Syndrome
London man gets four parking tickets after city workers paint handicapped spot around his legally-parked car
This is a very bad look for the London Borough of Croydon:
DOJ Responds to Clinton Judge’s Order Blocking Access to Key Evidence in Criminal Case Against Comey
The Justice Department on Tuesday sought to lift the judge’s order blocking access to key evidence in the criminal case against James Comey. A Clinton-appointed judge on Saturday blocked federal prosecutors from accessing key evidence in the criminal case against James Comey. Last week Comey’s secret media mole…
Italian scientist says satellite firms have confirmed there are massive structures under Egypt’s pyramids
Some international supervillain may need to find a new secret hideout.