I honestly think this would sell (to half of America at least):
The Peace President: Trump Honored With FIFA’s 2025 Peace Prize
Family Just One Accidentally Opened Hotel Water Bottle Away From Bankruptcy
ANAHEIM, CA — Dad and budget hawk Kevin Peterson told his kids that the family was just one accidentally opened hotel minibar waterbottle away from complete financial ruin.
WATCH: Mercedes goes flying over two cars in Romania
A driver in Romania is said to have suffered diabetic shock on Wednesday night, leading to this scene:
Chicago pastor sets up ICE-themed Nativity with zip-tied Jesus, gas-masked Mary
Yeah, so this is stupid.
Art Of The Deal: Man Negotiates Mechanic Down From $75 Oil Change To $2,000 Full Brakes And Rotors Replacement
BORDENTOWN, NJ — According to reports, a customer at Tricky Auto Repair located on South Egg Harbor Road successfully negotiated his vehicle maintenance down from a routine $75 oil change to a mere $2,000 full brakes and rotor replacement.
A Violent Murderer Said He Felt ‘Unsafe’ in Men’s Prison. Guess What Illinois Did Next.
President Trump Awarded First-Ever FIFA Peace Prize
Trump was just awarded the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize during the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington:
