GOP senators have been caught slipping a self-serving provision into what was supposed to be a “clean” continuing resolution (CR) to end the government shutdown. This sneaky clause could hand eight GOP senators a whopping $500,000 each in taxpayer-funded payouts, all tied to a potential lawsuit over the…
Katie Couric Fails Miserably Trying to Bait John Fetterman Into Saying This About Trump
The Dysfunctional Media Award Nominations: Unicorn Views, Illegal ESPN Dues, and Aerobic Protest Shoes
It is time again for a new round of nominations for nefarious news nonsense! In recognition of the efforts of the unprofessional press, journalistic sloth, and the deserved media mockery, we nominate these efforts in a variety of categories for end-of-the-year honors. To commemorate the legacy of muckraking…
Report: Washington teacher told to cover up Charlie Kirk’s name on T-shirt
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New Welfare Wake-Up Call: Rollins Slams Corrupt SNAP System
As sure as the sun comes up in the east, there’s fraud in the nation’s welfare programs. Now and then, we get a vivid reminder of not only this, but also just how prevalent this fraud is – and how blatant. On Wednesday, U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Brooke…
Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill
WOODSTOCK, ME — On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War II, controversial media personality Tucker Carlson announced that he had built a time machine to go back to the past and kill baby Winston Churchill.
Heres What the Schumer Shutdown Cost the American People
BREAKING: Manhunt Underway For Bat-Wielding Man Who Appeared at US Attorney Alina Habba’s Office, Destroyed Property
A bat-wielding man appeared at US Attorney Alina Habba’s office Wednesday evening and destroyed property in her office before fleeing the scene. “Last night, an individual attempted to confront one of our U.S. Attorneys — my dear friend @USAttyHabba destroyed property in her office, and then fled the…









