That she squanders her time with personal complaints about having to buy food in the White House and public commentary about not wanting a son who would turn out like her husband suggests she is not well
ICE Agents Face 500% Spike in Assaults as Anti-Enforcement Protests Boil Over
Guy Who Can’t Settle Dispute Between His Toddlers Pretty Sure He Has This Israel-Iran Thing Solved
GRANDVIEW, MO — A local father who spent the entire day failing to settle a dispute between his toddlers later expressed supreme confidence on social media that he had the entire Israel-Iran conflict solved.
Wife of Minnesota Assassin ‘Disappeared’ After Being Caught with Guns and Stash of Cash
The wife of suspected assassin Vance Boelter has mysteriously disappeared after being caught fleeing with firearms, thousands in cash, and their children, the Daily Mail reported. Jenny Boelter, 51, president of the couple’s private security company, Praetorian Guard, vanished from public view just hours after her husband, Vance,…
Biden’s Slurring Juneteenth Remarks Can’t Make the Dems Happy
I must say, I don’t understand the Biden family. At all.
Michigan Senate Race Ramps Up Early
Michigan’s 2028 Senate race is already in full swing as former Republican Rep. Mike Rogers eyes an opportunity to be the state’s first GOP Senator since 2001. Winning the race to replace the retiring Sen. Gary Peters, D-Mich., would help Republicans hold on to their thin majority in the…
Tired Man Drinks Coffee So He Can Feel Both Tired And Irritable
GREEN BAY, WI — In preparation for an early work day, local man David Miles drank a cup of coffee so that, in addition to feeling tired, he could also be irritable.
There’s Been an Update After Rep. Max Miller Said He Was ‘Threatened’ by Driver With Palestinian Flag
Man Very Particular About Which Version Of The Bible He Buys And Doesn’t Read
PRINCETON, NJ — Sources close to Jason Newman reported that the 46-year-old had become increasingly picky over which version of the Bible he would buy and not read.
Trump Issues Dire Warning to Reporters Asking About Iran’s Nuclear Capability
President Donald Trump issued a dire warning to reporters who were asking him about Iran’s nuclear capability and said that they were in “danger” just by standing there speaking to him.









