Mitch McConnell’s Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He’ll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Staff for Mitch McConnell assured the nation that the Kentucky senator had been dropped off at a nice farm in the country where he would be much happier and have lots of room to run around.
Francesca Hong Just Made an Insane Claim About Tom Tiffany
WATCH: Weird Greta Thunberg Wearing Keffiyeh and Balaclava, Trying To Escape Fans’ Attention at Pro-Palestine Festival
Screengrabs Social Media/X The masked activist. Over the years, the world saw Greta Thunberg transition from ‘Global Warming poster girl’ berating society for ‘robbing her of her childhood’ to an activist mostly invested in the Palestinian cause. She didn’t make any sense then, and she doesn’t make any…
Man Unsure Whether Wife’s Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread Is For Toast Or Face
DALLAS, TX — Local husband Mark Higgins stood frozen in his kitchen Thursday morning, staring blankly at a glass jar labeled "Vanilla Honey Goat Butter Spread" while attempting to figure out if it belonged on his toast or his face.
Democrat Sarah Trone Garriott’s Latest Campaign Ad Lies About Her Record
DuckDuckGo dunks on Google and Meta with new anti-surveillance glasses (they’re just regular sunglasses)
DuckDuckGo has always marketed itself as the anti-surveillance search engine:
This Is What Max Miller Is Saying About Whether He Will Drop Out of the Race
HORROR: Man Allegedly Beats DoorDash Driver and Mom of Three in Shocking Road Rage Incident, Leaving Her with Horrific Brain Injuries
Christen Alyse Phillips at a hospital following her attack. Credit: Christen Alyse Phillips Facebook A hard-working North Carolina mom of three has suffered life-threatening injuries following one of the worst possible attacks of road rage, as conservatives accuse the police of covering up key details of the incident…
