WASHINGTON, D.C. — As debate continued over President Donald Trump’s "big, beautiful bill," the United States Congress was said to be split between those who want to spend a ridiculous amount of money and those who want to spend an even more ridiculous amount of money.
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Oops: Pastor Accidentally Includes ChatGPT Prompts From When He Asked It To Write His Sermon
IRVINE, CA — Local Associate Pastor Mark Sullivan took a leave of absence following a disastrous Sunday service in which he presented a message that mistakenly included his prompts to ChatGPT asking it to write his sermon for him.
FBI Determines Abraham Lincoln Killed Himself
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite 160 years of overwhelming evidence that pointed to foul play in the first assassination of an American president, the leaders of the Federal Bureau of Investigation revealed that they had now determined that Abraham Lincoln killed himself.
No Tax On Tips Passes Senate Unanimously After Clarification That Bribes Can Count As Tips
WASHINGTON, D.C. — IN a rare display of full bipartisan support, President Donald Trump’s "No Tax On Tips" bill passed through the Senate unanimously after legislators received clarification that bribes can count as tips.
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Nancy Mace Says She’ll Release As Much Naked Footage Of Herself As It Takes To Fight Exploitation Of Women
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a daring act of resistance, Rep. Nancy Mace has recently announced that she will release as much naked footage of herself as it takes to fight the exploitation of women.
If There’s A Good And Loving God, Why Did He Make Me So Annoying? – Op-Ed By Atheist
Okay, Christians, if your god is "so loving," then why would he create someone as annoying as me? I bet you can’t answer that question.
Man Thanks God He Is Not Like These Sorry Churchgoers All Around Him Who Can’t Sing A Harmony
OMAHA, NE — Sources close to Peter Wilfred report that the 30-year-old got down on his knees last Sunday to thank God that he wasn’t like all the sorry churchgoers around him who can’t sing a harmony.
Chicago Mayor Insists He Has Never Discriminated Against White-Boy Honky Crackers
CHICAGO, IL — Following a deluge of allegations of racist hiring practices to fill city official jobs, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson issued a statement insisting that he had never once discriminated against white-boy honky crackers.
10 Jobs That Are Totally Safe From Being Replaced By A.I.
As artificial intelligence continues to evolve at a rapid rate, many people have found themselves wondering how far it will go and how many human beings will lose their jobs to the machines.