The universities, I’m afraid, are too far gone at this point.
Not the Bee
WATCH: This man’s message to Congress as he stands in line at the airport is absolutely on point
So apparently there’s something going on with a DHS funding in Congress and it’s leading to people waiting in long lines at airports.
Did Melania just walk out at the White House with a humanoid robot? Yes. Yes she did.
We’ve seen a lot of wild entrances in Washington – especially during the Biden years 🤣 – but this one is one of my favorites:
Watch: Florida highway patrol pulls trucker off road after he admits he doesn’t speak or read English
There are tens of thousands of truckers like this one the roads.
WATCH: Delivery robot doesn’t miss a beat, smashes right through the glass at Chicago bus stop
They told me delivery robots were the future.
UPDATE: Murder suspect with no hands or feet has YouTube channel showcasing his blaster skills
People across the internet were wondering how this could be a real story:
Canadian Parliament summons Air Canada CEO to “explain himself” for not speaking enough French in his statement about this week’s crash
The very serious nation of Canada is going to get to the bottom of this incident.
NOT Satire: Maryland Democrat Explains Why State Needs “Appropriately Sized” Tampons In Men’s Room
In case you thought Tampon Tim and Minnesota were the only national embarrassments pushing this stuff, don’t worry.
The internet can’t decide if a racist or a woke person wrote this
It’s really hard to see the difference these days!
Murderer released from life sentence by Gavin Newsom says he can’t wait to vote Newsom for president
This might be Gavin’s strongest endorsement yet!