Olympic ski jumpers are being investigated by the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) for injecting hyaluronic acid into their penises.
Not the Bee
High-speed rail site catches fire one day after California’s governor holds press conference to brag that construction will finally begin
This is the most California thing to ever California 😭
Columbia Sportswear created a beer made from bear poop (yes, bear poop) for the Super Bowl
Columbia has teamed up with Breakside Brewery to do something absolutely no one asked for.
New York AG says she is assigning “volunteers” to “monitor” ICE officers while they arrest criminals
The Attorney General of New York is now taking "volunteers" from her office to "observe" ICE.
Trump tells NBC “it would be interesting” if he was still president after Inauguration Day 2029 🤣
You gotta love this guy. First he’s joking about canceling the midterms (because he’s hilarious) and now he goes and says this on NBC News 👇
Megachurch pastor Michael Todd accused of making Amazon Prime film to brag about how awesome his book is
Oklahoma megachurch "pastor" Michael Todd is releasing a movie where the main character reads his book and it changes her life.
Patriots owner debuts Super Bowl ad where black kid with Muslim name saves Jewish kid from white racists
I’ll let you decide whether or not this is Beyond Parody, because I don’t want to get in trouble from the word police.
WATCH: Greenland sled dog borrows one of the AP’s cameras and presses record for your enjoyment
So the AP was reporting from Greenland when one of their $700, 360-degree cameras went missing. Where did it end up?
Florida Republican Maria Salazar tells ICE to leave illegal aliens alone if they’re nannies, gardeners, or farmers
Umm … I’m not exactly sure what to make of this.
Federal officers have apparently captured Antifa! (I’m told it’s just an idea)
We did it! We caught Antifa!