I’ll let you decide whether or not this is Beyond Parody, because I don’t want to get in trouble from the word police.
Not the Bee
WATCH: Greenland sled dog borrows one of the AP’s cameras and presses record for your enjoyment
So the AP was reporting from Greenland when one of their $700, 360-degree cameras went missing. Where did it end up?
Florida Republican Maria Salazar tells ICE to leave illegal aliens alone if they’re nannies, gardeners, or farmers
Umm … I’m not exactly sure what to make of this.
Federal officers have apparently captured Antifa! (I’m told it’s just an idea)
We did it! We caught Antifa!
Anti-ICE protester says they set up road blocks so they “know who’s coming and going” 🤔
I’m sure you’ve heard that anti-immigration control protesters created checkpoints throughout the city of Minneapolis, but have you heard their reasoning behind it? It’s quite interesting.
Democratic candidate in Kansas says she doesn’t know if she’s a girl or not (she’s a girl)
Anti-woke activist Dr. Justin Spiehs showed up to an event at the Johnson County Public Library in Gardner, Kansas, on Tuesday and found Kansas House Democratic candidate Kristen Schultz, who is in support of boys using the girls’ room at schools.
Princess Kate was caught saying something sane about women’s sports 🤯
Stop the presses!
WATCH: POTUS calls family to tell them their son has received a posthumous Medal of Honor
Earlier this week, President Trump bestowed the Medal of Honor onto the late soldier, US Army Staff Sgt. Michael Ollis, who died in Afghanistan while saving the life of a Polish soldier.
VIDEO: Florida teen faces felony charges for (allegedly) lighting friend on fire with gasoline
This might be the dumbest video on the internet right now.
Illegal alien kills four Amish men in Indiana semi crash 😔
It happened again, and we’re frankly tired of reporting on tragedies like this.