Last week, Greta Thunberg said she had been taken against her will after sailing into Israeli waters.
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Pete Hegseth tells troops that diversity is not their strength
Liberal heads across the land simultaneously exploded this weekend when Secretary of War Pete Hegseth told Navy seamen where their strength lies.
Mark Sanchez of “Butt Fumble” fame charged with beating elderly Indianapolis man
Former Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, was stabbed on Saturday while in Indianapolis for Colts game in his capacity as a sports commentator for Fox.
Trump Announces White House UFC Fight Will Take Place On His Birthday, Not America’s
This bit of news couldn’t be more American:
Illinois sues to keep National Guard from protecting Chicago residents, federal officers
They think they’re stopping Hitler or … something?
Oregon judge blocks Trump from deploying troops to protect federal agents in Portland
Alternate headline: "Oregon judge rules herself commander-in-chief of U.S. Armed Forces."
Bari Weiss named editor-in-chief of CBS News after Paramount buys The Free Press
We had heard whispers of this deal and now it’s here:
New York Times runs article about Gen Z and divorce (it’s as insane as you’d expect)
Things that make you go: What in the world?
Report: Chicago PD was told not to assist ICE agents being ambushed by lawless mobs
ICE officers in Chicago had to deal with multiple surprise attacks from the mostly-peaceful types over the weekend.
A “great wave” is traveling trough the Milky Way, moving thousands of stars as it goes
There is a huge "wave" rippling through our galaxy, and it’s moving millions of stars in the process. That is, according to scientists much smarter than I.
Man arrested with explosives outside DC cathedral as senior officials gathered to pray for new Supreme Court term
On Sunday, 41-year-old Louis Geri was arrested with Molotov cocktails and other potential explosive devices outside St. Matthew’s Cathedral in Washington, which was set to hold its annual prayer service for the nation’s judges.
Nation shocked after transgender bus driver charged with rape of multiple boys
When I say "shocked," I mean "anyone with a brain could have seen this coming."
Here are all the Dems who have asked Jay Jones to drop out of the Virginia AG race after he wished death upon his opponents and their children
Here’s a list of every single Democrat that has asked Jay Jones to drop out of the Virginia Attorney General race after his texts revealed he wants Republicans and their kids to die:
Bills fan catches pass from Josh Allen, flees stadium before officials can catch him
"He’s in row ten."
Liberal husband who took wife’s last name in viral video is actually, well, you know
Over the last week, this video went viral (it’s obvious to see why) 👇
Academic journal fires editor for publishing 2024 study that counters climate-doomsday narrative
The American Journal of Economics and Sociology (AJES) fired special editor Marty Rowland for publishing a paper that refuted evidence of carbon dioxide’s effect on climate.
The FDA is now reporting that some imported spices may be radioactive, just like the shrimp
Remember the Indonesian shrimp the FDA recalled because of radiation contamination?
Look who’s back: Cori Bush announces she is running for Congress again
Cori Bush, who lost her primary bid last time around, is back in it to win it.
China is using AI to turn gay wedding scenes into straight wedding scenes
In what might be the best use of AI since that guy on Twitter got in trouble for fixing Disney’s Little Mermaid, the Chinese studio Hishow used AI to edit U.S. horror "Together," changing out a gay marriage scene.
First baby surrendered in Alabama Safe Haven Baby Box just 3 months after it was installed
A newborn baby was surrendered at a Montgomery Fire Department last month after a Safe Haven Baby Box was installed in Alabama’s capital city this May.
Update: Mark Sanchez arrested by Indianapolis PD after being stabbed
Welp. It looks like there was more to the story.
Former quarterback, NFL announcer Mark Sanchez hospitalized after being stabbed in Indianapolis
Fox sports announcer and former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez is in stable condition after becoming the victim of a stabbing in Indianapolis.
DHS: Rioters in Chicago boxed ICE agents in with their cars, federal agents fired defensive shots in armed attack
So, the Democrats aren’t turning down the temperature. Like, at all.
Please enjoy this video of an ICE agent shooting pepper spray up an inflatable Antifa frog’s air vent
I’ll be honest, I didn’t even know this was in the realm of possibility of "things I voted for" during the 2024 election.
Man who broke into home, stabbed six-year-old to death, released from Kentucky prison after ten years for “good behavior”
How is society supposed to function with a justice system like this?
Amazon debuts new line of the most boring-looking food in human history
Amazon is now officially one step closer to providing everything, for everybody, all the time, forever.
Federal judge gives light sentence to man who attempted to assassinate Brett Kavanaugh, cites transgender identity in ruling
Wokies are truly beyond parody.
Virginia AG candidate Jay Jones’ texts show him fantasizing about killing Republicans, wishing death on their kids
So, Virginia’s election for the top law enforcement agent just got a lot more interesting.
Diddy sentenced to 4 years, 2 months in prison
The Sean Combs sentencing dropped today and I’m going to let the Fox News channel take it away:
Syrian terrorist “Jihad” was only free to attack synagogue because British authorities let him post bail on RAPE charge
No joke: The British courts let an accused RAPIST named Jihad go on bail, which freed up his time for a little stabby-stabby at the local synagogue.