So if you didn’t know, it’s a huge deal when you catch an Aaron Judge home run ball. However, if you do catch one, don’t be like this kid, who lost the ball during his celebration and went deer-in-the-headlights when he realized it was gone.
Not the Bee
Scientists say they may have finally discovered the hidden “Planet Nine” at the far reaches of the Solar System
Scientists have been looking for the mythical "Planet Nine" of the Solar System for many years now:
Politico just reported this about the papal conclave and I wish it were parody
Sometimes real life, Hollywood, and parody all merge into one amalgamation of horror.
American tourist becomes the first man in over 1,500 years to be impaled at the Colosseum
Ever since Christianity transformed the pagan world, impaling people at the Colosseum has taken a hiatus.
I promise you this is not satire
Bro, this is getting ridiculous.
This road-rage incident is seriously one of the worst things I’ve ever seen (don’t worry, he survived)
There’s road rage, and then there’s whatever this is:
Times Square now has a statue of a portly black woman to promote Marxism. Check it out. 😂
You know how New York City removed statues of Thomas Jefferson and Teddy Roosevelt?
Trump to rechristen the Persian Gulf as the “Arabian Gulf”
President Donald Trump’s quest to rewrite classroom geographical maps continued Tuesday, as news broke that he’s planning to announce that the United States will now refer to the Persian Gulf as the "Arabian Gulf." He will visit Saudi Arabia next week.
“This is White Sox baseball”: Come watch the inning of the year from Chicago’s worst baseball team
I realize that when I say "Chicago’s worst baseball team" it’s not saying much, but this blooper-reel inning right here is what we’ve come to expect from the Chicago White Sox.
Lesbian lead character of HBO’s “Last of Us” tells bisexual lover she’s excited to become a dad
Nope, not satire. This is what HBO’s zombie-apocalypse show is about now:
Ohio police found a raccoon with a meth pipe in the driver’s seat of this car and it’s the most Ohio thing ever. Video here.
The officer couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Come laugh at the wokies who danced to protest Riley Gaines at the University of Washington last night
As if this week’s "takeover" of a campus building by Antifa wasn’t enough, tensions at the University of Washington continued on Tuesday night as trans activists gathered to protest Riley Gaines before her speech at the school.
This lady said she’ll shave her head if someone can give her a “valid” reason why trans people should be banned from the military. Let’s check the comments.
This leftist women (seems lovely) just said she would shave her head (no way she actually will) if one person can provide a "legitimate" reason why transgender people should be banned from the military.
We’ve got videos and details of what happened along the India-Pakistan border while you were sleeping
People may have figured World War 3 could be on the horizon, but did anyone have India and Pakistan on their Bingo cards as the potential starting point? The odds of that becoming a reality have ticked up slightly, as the two Asian nations have now begun engaging…
This lady cooked two live crabs in her air fryer and the internet is FIERCELY divided over it
I continue to be amazed at what people will argue about.
Supreme Court allows military’s trans ban to take effect immediately
The Supreme Court has lifted a lower court’s injunction on President Donald Trump’s ban on transgender military members. This means the military will immediately discharge trans military members and will longer recruit them.
A banking glitch briefly made this poor Indian farmer the wealthiest man on the planet
If you combined the wealth of Forbes’s top ten wealthiest men on the planet and all the world’s gross domestic products, that number would still pale in comparison to the wealth of Ajit, a poor Indian farmer from Hathras, Uttar Pradesh.
This restaurant has the perfect answer for California’s $20 fast-food minimum wage
With a $20 minimum wage for fast-food workers, you knew the era of the fast-food machine was coming eventually.
Watch this dude destroy himself while trying to make an outstanding play in left field
This would’ve been quite the Top-10 play for Reds rookie Tyler Callihan, but unfortunately, well, watch:
I just discovered this very real article from Vanity Fair that blames MAGA for an “obsession with protein” 😂
I love steak and eggs. Yogurt, cheese, bacon, and salmon too. But I never knew that my love of protein was political … until now!
Trump had the perfect response to Canadian PM Mark Carney telling him Canada will never be for sale
Newly elected Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney visited the White House today, and it was actually nice to see the PM and Trump (sort of) get along after hearing how much they must hate each other over the past few weeks.
Trump says the Houthis are tired of having bombs dropped on them: “They say they will not be blowing up ships anymore.”
Aw, are the pirates tired of us picking on them?
Watch this bull take a joyride on a scooter in India
This bull had an urge to ride this scooter and then acted on that urge. You cannot convince me otherwise.
Maryland pastor charged with stealing $135,000 from church to gamble, get food delivered
Your tithe dollars at work!
Remember the boycott of companies that ended their DEI programs? First quarter results are in, so let’s see how the lefties did.
Remember back in February when corporations started ditching their DEI departments, and the Left called for total economic blackouts in protest?
Cape Cod daycare shut down for hiding illegal alien convicted of child rape
Let’s check in on the utopia of New England liberalism to see how things are going.
Please don’t eat lunch while you watch this guy set a new world record for popping his eyeballs out of his head
No, that’s not an idiom in the headline; this guy literally pops his eyes out of his sockets and now holds the world record for it.
“We are leaving wokeness and weakness behind”: The secretary of defense was on fire this morning during his speech in Tampa
I’m not sure how to respond to this level of fire.
Al Gore should stare directly at this. As for the rest of you, get in here and let’s talk about it.
Remember how Al Gore spent two decades warning us that climate change was an immediate and existential threat to the survival of humanity and the planet?
Here are some of the worst looks from this year’s Met Gala
Another year, another glorious Met Gala in which America comes together to make fun of poorly dressed celebrities.