You know, sometimes it’s simple when you win.
Not the Bee
ABC News is peddling activism again. Let’s talk about this ridiculous post.
You don’t hate the media enough.
ABC News’ interview with President Trump was pure entertainment. Let’s roll the clips.
President Donald Trump had quite a day on Tuesday, from saying it’d be fun to be pope to holding a rally in Michigan to eating an ABC News reporter alive.
This HBO actress has posted the same message to President Trump nearly 200 times. Come see how mentally stable she is.
Sometimes you just need to be persistent to get your point across. Other times, you’re just a deranged leftist banging your head against a wall and putting your mental deficiency on display for everyone to see.
Portland is so woke that it turned this Pittsburgh liberal into a right-winger
I think there are many old-school pins out there like this:
Another brawl broke out on a Carnival Cruise and I’m beginning to think this is the Spirit Airlines of sea travel
It’s about that time of year, folks: Time for a family vacation. And nothing says "family vacation" quite like a megabrawl on a cruise ship.
Hockey player who slashed opponent’s neck with his skate in 2023 avoids criminal charges in Britain
Remember this from a few years back?
Watch Bernie Sanders channel his inner Biden during D.C. speech
Bernie Sanders is a whole year older than Joe Biden, so while fighting the oligarchy in D.C., it was no surprise to me that he pulled this, let’s call it "Grandpa Bern," move.
I am happy to inform you that the protest against Trump on the Capitol steps turned into a sing-along led by a gay rabbi
Please don’t stop this, Dems. It’s great TV.
Black American who moved to Ghana to escape “racism” says she’s coming home because Africa is so corrupt
Wait, you mean America is actually pretty … exceptional?
This Indian man had no idea there was a terrorist attack happening below him while zip-lining
This was a wild ride in more ways than one, but the man on the zip-line seems to have had no idea that a terrorist attack, which would eventually kill 26 civilians at a tourist location in Pahalgam, India, was taking place just below him.
I tried to find a happy story for y’all over my lunch break, but I got an update on Seattle’s nudist park instead
Guys, we work really hard to find positive stories to sprinkle into our news coverage, but some days it seems impossible.
DEA says active duty US military members were working security when they raided illegal Colorado nightclub run by Tren de Aragua
Umm, I don’t want to make a big deal out of this, but …
White House orders UPenn to rescind all awards Lia Thomas won while swimming as a “woman” 👀
Shots fired at the White House this week:
Michigan moves forward with plan to gas geese to death due to overpopulation
What do you do if you’ve got an overpopulation of Canada geese in your state? Well, if you’re Michigan, you gas them to death.
Spain experienced a nationwide power outage one week after reaching 100% “green” energy. Come enjoy the ironic videos.
You can’t make it up.
A scientist thinks he has proof we’re living in the Matrix. It’s … not what you think.
For many years now we’ve understood how to tell if we’re living in a computer simulation: You reach out and touch the nearest mirror. If it gloops onto you and starts taking over your body, boom, confirmed, you are in the Matrix.
Canada just voted for national assisted suicide. Here are some of the meme reactions.
Oh Canada … why do you do this to yourself?
Listen to the first Neuralink patient with ALS give glory to God after brain-chip implant: “I am a better disciple of Jesus Christ because I have ALS” ✊
Tech may be dystopian at times, there are also some amazing, feel-good stories.
CNN, MSNBC blur images of criminal aliens that the Trump admin placed on White House lawn
So the White House pulled this power move and threw a bunch of yard signs featuring illegal immigrant criminals in the yard.
Bee Forum News: Vance Working On Book About Meeting Pope Francis, Titled “If I Did It”
Insiders report Vice President Vance is working on an edgy new novel about his recent visit to the late Pope Francis titled, "If I Did It." In the book, the Vice President will deny killing Pope Francis and also present a whimsical musing answering the question, "But what…
“I do have an underground tunnel”: Watch Mark Zuckerberg brag about his Hawaiian doomsday bunker
Mark Zuckerberg was talking about how he hates a security team driving him and his love of flying helicopters when this moment happened:
Watch this California man learn in real-time how our entire medical billing system is a scam
The absolute state of things.
Saquon Barkley golfed with Trump today and the lefties reacted with their inner racism
Oh no, lefties, one of the NFL’s premier black athletes just played golf with the president and then flew to the White House with him.
Michigan Rep. Shri Thanedar announces impeachment proceedings against Trump for deporting Salvadoran gangster to El Salvador
There is nothing Dems hate more than law and order.
One of the kids who prank called Shedeur Sanders was the son of a Falcons coach
We showed you this on Friday:
Enjoy the salty tears of this State Department employee who got fired by Trump and Rubio
Won’t anyone think of the poor bureaucrats working on "global justice"?
The internet is arguing whether 100 men could beat a gorilla in a fistfight and the comments have me in stitches
Could 100 dudes beat up a gorilla?
You have to see this highlight from the 80+ division at the Penn Relays
The Penn Relays were this weekend, and little did I know they hold a race for the 80+ division which was simply spectacular.
Chinese climber rescued twice in one week from Mt. Fuji after returning to find his cell phone
A Chinese man living in Japan attempted to summit Mt. Fuji and had to be rescued last Tuesday.