This story would be absolutely hilarious if it wasn’t so ridiculously gruesome.
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ICE rounded up the illegals and now The Wall Street Journal thinks improving working conditions and paying people more is “novel”
In Nebraska earlier this month a meatpacker faced a crisis when an ICE raid rounded up a lot of their employees.
Did MTG just say JFK was assassinated because he opposed Israel’s nuclear program? Yes. Yes she did.
So if you haven’t heard, MTG has been pretty outspoken about this war in the Middle East and she’s kinda upset about it.
Joe Rogan made Bernie Sanders answer some tough question on his show and it was pure entertainment 🍿
I’ve never seen a more awkward "Uhh, let’s change the subject" in my life.
Not Satire: New Zealand wants to become the “best place in the world to have herpes”
Here’s something I bet you didn’t expect to read today: New Zealand is awfully proud of its herpes infections.
Please enjoy this montage of Obama authorizing air strikes in the Middle East
I know you Dems are trying to say Trump is a war president now and he unconstitutionally dropped those bombs on Iran’s nuclear sites, so I figured I’d drop this video here of Obama announcing airstrikes on a bunch of different countries in the Middle East to refresh…
This dude tried London’s hottest curry and nearly passed out
So apparently Bengal Village in East London has the "hottest curry in London." It features 72 types of chilis, including the Carolina Reaper, scotch bonnet, bird’s eye, naga and snake chilis, so it’s pretty spicy stuff.
ISIS attack in Syria leaves more than two dozen Christians dead, dozens injured
More bad news from the Middle East, this time as ISIS continues their rampage against Christians in Syria.
Trans TikTok influencer “Lilly Tino” under investigation in Florida for filming in women’s restrooms
Well, it looks like he’s finally crossed the legal line in Florida by filming in women’s restrooms, and Florida’s AG is investigating.
Plane crashes after pilot tries to avoid turtle on runway
Is it just me, or does it seem like the animal kingdom is turning on us?
President Trump just torched AOC 🤣
This has to be one of the most brutal takedowns I have ever seen in my life.
ICE has arrested 11 Iranian nationals since Sunday, including militants tied to Hezbollah, Iranian military
So with everything going on in the Middle East, this seems concerning:
Report: Bloomberg, other billionaires are distancing themselves from the DNC
With the recent flubs in the DNC, highlighted by David Hogg’s short and disastrous tenure, major players are no longer contributing to the DNC.
Both Israel and Iran have violated the ceasefire and Trump is not a happy camper
Yesterday we showed you this:
So this is what happens when a fuel tanker explodes on a US interstate
Not the kind of thing you ever want to see when driving down a highway:
Buh-Bye! SCOTUS rules Trump can deport illegals to third-party nations
Yesterday, the United States Supreme Court issued a 6-3 decision to lift a previous ruling that sought to prevent the government from deporting illegal aliens to places other than their nations of origin.
Bee Forum News: Due To Shortages, Paradise Reports Martyrs Will Now Receive Only Six Slightly Prudish Women
Due to an influx of martyrs, paradise has reportedly been forced to dial back its promise of 70 virgins upon arrival. However, representatives of the supreme higher being insist new arrivals will be just as happy with the available stable of slightly prudish women to pick from, though…
President Trump announces on Truth Social that Iran and Israel have agreed to a “Complete and Total CEASEFIRE”
President Trump announced on Truth Social that the Iran-Israel conflict has ended and that both sides have agreed to a ceasefire:
This is a real post from Planned Parenthood
We’re really still doing this stuff?
Dashcam footage shows California man finding out what happens when you ram police cars with your van in a fast-food parking lot
I gotta say, I’m not sure what this guy thought was going to happen when he was refused service at In-N-Out for having an open beer in his car, slammed his car into other cars in the drive-thru line, and then rammed multiple police vehicles in the parking…
Drag queen delivers “Pride forecast” for Maine NBC affiliate, incorrectly reports a hurricane in the Carolinas
It’s been a pretty quiet Pride Month so far, which has been just amazing to witness, but let’s head out to the State of Maine and see how they reported the weather over the weekend.
Wanted Florida man repeatedly taunts police on Facebook, saying they can’t catch him. For some reason he hasn’t posted in a while.
Even for a Florida man, this is just very Florida Man.
Watch: Road buckles in Missouri and sends a car flying
Not sure what exactly happened here, besides the fact that the road buckled, but this is pretty wild:
Lutheran pastor: “There are people who are perfectly happy in other faiths who don’t need converting to ours.”
I mean, it’s one thing to get the finer points of Christianity wrong.
This final lap was absolutely nuts
So I’m not very familiar with off-road racing, but this final lap from the Forest County Potawatomi Community Cup race last night in Crandon, Wisconsin, was pretty epic.
Breaking: Iran has launched several missiles at America’s largest Middle Eastern military base
The retaliation has begun.
Trump to meet with national security team to prepare for Iranian attack against American bases in Middle East
Welp, here we go.
Pittsburgh airport employees return lost diamond to traveler after hours-long search
Friday the 13th started out as a very unlucky day for April Schmitt after she lost the diamond from her engagement ring at the luggage carousel in the Pittsburgh International Airport.
Report: ChatGPT will help kids get “gender-affirming care” while hiding it from their parents
Man, now AI is really stealing our public school teachers’ jobs!
You’ll never believe what the wokies in Canada just renamed this street to be more inclusive of indigenous people
So the City of Vancouver, Canada, just got super woke and changed the name of a street that was previously called "Trutch St," to…