If you can guess this comedian’s answer to "Where’s the best place to meet a man in 2026," I’ll assume you’ve been paying very good attention to our culture over the past few years.
Not the Bee
NYC mayor names Al-Qaeda defense lawyer honored by designated terror group as chief counsel
Zohran Mamdani, who was sworn in Thursday morning (on a Quran) as New York’s mayor, named Al Qaeda’s defense as his chief counsel.
WATCH: CBS News Promises To Put You, The Viewer, First Over Corporate Interests
For today’s real news that should be satire, I give you CBS News promising to put you, the viewer, first — over advertisers, politicians, and corporate interests.
Watch this ESPN host narrowly avoid being canceled when he couldn’t hide his reaction to a gay kiss
Scott Van Pelt is the face of SportsCenter on ESPN, and if you work for ESPN there’s one rule you can never violate: Do not cross the woke mob.
WATCH: Historic Amsterdam church burns to the ground shortly after midnight on New Year’s Day
Well, this will just about rip your heart out.
Iran protests have led to a government-ordered shutdown. Here’s what’s happening.
It’s going down in Iran.
Report: Dozens dead in Swiss resort town after woman set ceiling on fire at New Year’s party 😔
Not the happiest news to ring in 2026…
Somali daycare tells media that someone stole all their records that could prove fraud 🤔
I can’t stop laughing at this.
Paris and other Western cities have canceled New Year’s Eve events because of a strange uptick in terror and general disorder 🤔
Is diversity our strength yet?
It sure looks like the Cackler, Governor Hair Gel, Comrade AOC, and Mayor Pete are all going to run for president in 2028
Well, well, well, if it isn’t another landslide victory in the making.