I thought deportations were evil and that everyone who supported them was a literal Nazi!
Not the Bee
German woman “stoned” by Muslim migrants during NYE livestream in Cologne
I don’t think she had a very happy New Year’s Eve.
WATCH: This comedian’s answer to CNN’s NYE question is an instant classic 🤣
If you can guess this comedian’s answer to "Where’s the best place to meet a man in 2026," I’ll assume you’ve been paying very good attention to our culture over the past few years.
NYC mayor names Al-Qaeda defense lawyer honored by designated terror group as chief counsel
Zohran Mamdani, who was sworn in Thursday morning (on a Quran) as New York’s mayor, named Al Qaeda’s defense as his chief counsel.
WATCH: CBS News Promises To Put You, The Viewer, First Over Corporate Interests
For today’s real news that should be satire, I give you CBS News promising to put you, the viewer, first — over advertisers, politicians, and corporate interests.
Watch this ESPN host narrowly avoid being canceled when he couldn’t hide his reaction to a gay kiss
Scott Van Pelt is the face of SportsCenter on ESPN, and if you work for ESPN there’s one rule you can never violate: Do not cross the woke mob.
WATCH: Historic Amsterdam church burns to the ground shortly after midnight on New Year’s Day
Well, this will just about rip your heart out.
Iran protests have led to a government-ordered shutdown. Here’s what’s happening.
It’s going down in Iran.
Report: Dozens dead in Swiss resort town after woman set ceiling on fire at New Year’s party 😔
Not the happiest news to ring in 2026…
Somali daycare tells media that someone stole all their records that could prove fraud 🤔
I can’t stop laughing at this.