Growing up in the city, nowhere near a forest, I felt incredibly guilty when Smokey the Bear told me that I was the only one who could stop forest fires.
Not the Bee
FEMA to withhold disaster relief funds from cities and states that boycott Israel
This is a story I found on the internet:
This dude just sunk the trick shot of a lifetime
When your wine glass is empty and there’s wiffle golf balls to be hit, you set up your buddy for the trick shot of a lifetime.
Report: Only 12% of Americans hitting 30 are both married and homeowners
Remember how the feudal system made peasants work in fields and sleep in homes they didn’t own so they could enrich the lords who deemed themselves "nobles"?
Rod Stewart made a tribute video for Ozzy Osbourne and it’s freaking me out
There are so many things wrong with this tribute to Ozzy Osbourne that Rod Stewart is apparently playing on his summer tour.
New York Times Accidentally Makes Argument For Strong Border Laws
This op-ed argues that when you allow everyone into a space, that space ceases to be functional and loses the elements that made it special.
Episcopal pastor busted for allegedly trying to meet young teen boy on Grindr
Reverend Roger Haenke of St. John’s Episcopal in San Diego, California was recently busted by People vs. Predators, an online video channel that makes it a practice to catfish pedophiles and pederasts and expose perverts who like teens.
Whale dies in New Jersey bay after ramming into boat, sending man overboard
Here’s a wild one: A 20-foot mink whale made its way into a shallow bay in New Jersey on Saturday, started freaking out, and then this happened:
Massachusetts agency labels “Moms for Liberty” as example of hate group in police training materials
Just your regular reminder that Trump may have won, but the woke mind virus is nowhere close to being eradicated.
Listen to these Democratic Socialists talk about how Zohran Mamdani’s NYC will likely provide free gender-affirming care to trans-identifying people
Socialism is coming, New York City, and apparently free gender-affirming care too (assuming Mamdani wins, of course).
Zoo asks people to donate small pets to help keep the animals fed
Something is rotten in Denmark, but it’s not the food at this zoo.
In Effort To Paint Sydney Sweeney As Unattractive, Libs Teach American Men She Is Republican Who Shoots Guns And Works On Classic Cars
I have no real desire to platform Sydney Sweeney or American Eagle’s slightly raunchy ad campaign. The Bee said it well:
The Portland Pickles let a fan play on Fan Appreciation Night and he had a legit highlight reel
Bro, the Portland Pickles let a fan play on the team on Fan Appreciation Night and the kid did not disappoint.
Somali child rapist gets light sentence from Minnesota court after mosque says he’s “devoted family man” who’s trying to figure out “new culture”
A Somali immigrant whose been in America since 2006 has received a lightest possible sentence for his crime in Minnesota after a mosque wrote a "community support" letter oh his behalf.
Gov. Abbott threatens to vacate seats, bring felony charges against EVERY Dem who fled Texas to avoid voting unless they get their butts back ASAP 👀
Everything is bigger in Texas … including the stupidity of Democrats?
Get ready to see a lot more of Nancy Mace. She’s running for governor.
Well, South Carolina, you’ve got quite a candidate running for governor, don’t you?
BREAKING: President of the United States weighs in on Sydney Sweeney ad
I love that a run-of-the-mill ad for an American jean company has become such a cultural fault line that the PRESIDENT IS ASKED ABOUT IT.
Florida researchers introduce new solution to the state’s python problem: robot bunnies
Despite all the measures Florida has taken to rid the state of the invasive Burmese python, without any natural predators, the darn things just seem to thrive in the swampy terrain of the Everglades.
A Pennsylvania funeral home gave a couple their deceased son’s personal belongings, and you won’t believe what they found in one of the cardboard boxes
You just can’t make this stuff up.
Peacock feathers can now apparently shoot laser beams, scientists say
For centuries the peacock has been justly renowned for its ability to absolutely wow the socks off everybody with its feathery display.
Jared Allen’s tribute to his wife and daughters during his Pro Football Hall of Fame speech is going to get you right in the feels
Well, this gave me a real boost of energy and inspiration this morning and I hope it does the same for you.
This guy was kicked out of a soccer game because of his MAGA hat, but was he in the wrong?
Watch this MAGA guy get kicked out of a soccer game because he violated their rules about wearing political stuff to games.
Wallet lost 11 years ago by a Ford assembly worker is returned thanks to an honest auto mechanic
11 years ago, Ford Motor Company employee Richard Guilford of Michigan was working on a Ford Edge when his wallet fell out of his shirt pocket into the open hood of the car.
Watch Fetterman admit his party was wrong and that the Trump tariffs appear to be working
Hey, even Fetterman has to admit when he’s been wrong.
Scientists are making rhino horns radioactive to fight against poachers (seriously)
Generally, scientists are trying to find ways to make animals less radioactive, not more.
Appeals court blocks ICE raids in Southern California because of course
Another day, another low level judge who thinks that they should be in charge of the entire country.
5 years after iconic photo from BLM riots, St. Louis’s Mark McCLoskey finally has his AR-15 back
Y’all remember Mark and Patty McCloskey, don’t you?
FSU takes swift action against student who disrespected Israel and slapped schoolmates phone out of his hand for wearing IDF shirt
It is unacceptable to do this to a Jewish student wearing an IDF shirt at Florida State.
Countries across the globe pledged two years ago to triple renewable energy capacity by 2030 … let’s check in on how that’s going
Countries across the globe came together two years ago with a commitment to save the planet.
JD Vance has “political advice” for the Dems freaking out about Sydney Sweeney’s great jeans
Democrats are shooting themselves in the foot once again with this outrage about Sydney Sweeney’s great jeans and, being the good sport that he is, JD Vance has some advice for the Dems.