This is both insane and hilarious.
Not the Bee
I kid you not, Lizzo posted this on Instagram
Ladies and gentlemen the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad debate is over.
The New York Times has been having a wild one this week. Check out the replies to this one.
It seems like the New York Times is getting further and further out in left field the more time that passes.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the nonprofit that funds PBS and NPR, announces it will shut down
LET’S GOOOOO!
Vegans Hold Funeral For Chickens At Trader Joe’s
Tens gathered at an Oakland Trader Joe’s recently to mourn the death of the chickens in the fridge, which just so happened to be going for some of the best prices around.
Pew Research: AI is drastically reducing click-through rates, killing the internet as we know it
Pew just released its findings that search engines incorporating AI responses in their results are killing clicks to websites.
Trump announces he’s moving nuclear subs to Russia’s doorstep in response to Russian Security Council Chair
Hoo. Boy.
Man executed in front of wife and child while walking into Seattle church service
A man was killed outside Pursuit Church on Thursday night when a man in a Hyundai opened fire.
The answer to this simple question will melt your heart
Bob Odenkirk gave probably the best answer to Mike Birbiglia’s "Who are you jealous of?" question ever recorded on the Working It Out podcast, and if you’re like me, you might need a tissue for this one.
Scientific journal publishes article that says lying about science increases public trust 🤔
"Lying Increases Trust in Science" is the actual title of a study published in Theory and Society by Byron Hyde from the Bristol Centre for Ethics in Medicine.
The world has a new record for longest lightning bolt (apparently this is a thing!)
I am honestly shocked.
Washington jury says Iraqi migrants who strangled daughter outside high school are not guilty of attempted murder
Earlier this month, two Iraqi refugees were charged with attempting to murder their daughter in October 2024 for having an American boyfriend. High schoolers in Olympia, Washington, had to pull the dad off the girl while the mom stood and watched 👇
White football player will miss senior season after being jumped by black teammates at Christian camp
Imagine for a second how this story would have been treated if the skin colors were reversed 👇
Police arrest elementary teacher for brutal double murder along Arkansas hiking trail
We began this week with brutal news out of Arkansas regarding the murder of a mother and father on a hiking trail:
Trump has re-established the Presidential Fitness Test
The next phase of the New American Golden Age was unveiled today, as President Donald Trump signed an executive order re-establishing the Presidential Fitness Test.
Kamala Harris is giving up on elected public service because she says the system is broken
Donald Trump broke Kamala Harris.
ICE arrests … NBA star Gilbert Arenas (?) and Israeli crime boss (?!) during sting on illegal poker ring
Did not expect to see this in my feed this morning:
Undercover video catches University of Iowa admin admitting DEI is still alive
Did you think the wokies would give up diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programs that easily?
NYC is getting DUMPED ON right now. Videos of the flooding here.
New York has been absolutely slammed by rain this summer. Today might be the worst.
Illegal alien arrested for new string of crimes two weeks after San Fran judge prevented ICE from detaining him
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate just how insane the city of San Francisco is, shall we?
“Mystery third person” seen in new analysis of prison video from the night of Epstein’s death
The Epstein news is moving faster than I can keep up this week.
Jihadis slaughter at least 43 Christians, including women and children, during Mass
I’m told every day by the news that straight white Christian men are the most evil, violent people on the planet. Meanwhile 👇
Elizabeth Warren just fell down on the Senate floor 😬
I’m doing my best not to laugh at this one.
AI rulings? Federal judge issues order in favor of DEI advocates that used made-up case law and quotes 😬
This isn’t the first time this has happened, and it definitely wont be the last:
A new ballroom is being built at the White House and it’ll be paid for by Trump and “other patriot donors”
This is pretty awesome!
“Medicaid Millionaire” bought a Lamborghini while collecting government benefits for years
Candace Taylor, a 35-year-old from Slidell, Louisiana, earned the nickname "Medicaid Millionaire" after allegedly scamming Medicaid while living like a rock star.
Radioactive wasp nest discovered at South Carolina nuclear site
I feel like "radioactive wasp nest" is the sort of goofy pitch that movie producers reject immediately and without hesitation.
Report: Mad scientists funded by secret billionaires met on an abandoned aircraft carrier to create a plan to block out the sun
Last year, researchers (funded by the secretive group of billionaires behind the Pritzker Innovation Fund) met together on an abandoned aircraft carrier off the coast of Alameda, California, and initiated an experiment designed to block out the sun.
Watch: Carnival ride breaks in half on riders in Saudi Arabia
I now have a brand new fear.
Report: Hillary Clinton and Soros foundation decided to push the Russian collusion hoax BEFORE the FBI began its probe
The John Durham annex has finally been made public and the details we are getting provide the evidence we’ve all been waiting for.