Let’s check in on Chicago, shall we?
Not the Bee
Virginia’s new governor tried to one-up Chuck Schumer at grilling. It did not go well for her.
I regret to inform you that another U.S. Democrat has stepped in front of a grill and attempted to cook some meat.
Puerto Rico now recognizes babies as human beings from the moment of conception 🙌
Raise your hand if you had Puerto Rico becoming one of the most pro-life areas of U.S. territory on your 2026 Bingo card.
Come meet the pedophile rights group led by a “non-binary transgender woman who is transrace Japanese”
If you pitched this story to The Babylon Bee, they’d say it’s too crazy for satire.
Kansas City woman sets fire to warehouse that was rumored to become ICE detention facility
Kansas City was supposed to have their own Alligator Alcatraz of sorts to help house the thousands of illegal aliens with deportation orders.
Report: ICE has rescued 3,364 missing kids in Minnesota despite libs’ best efforts to stop them
Are you a liberal wine mom who thinks ICE agents are Nazis because you get your news from MSNBC?
US to send 200 troops to train Nigerians to kill jihadis
Christians are being massacred in Nigeria, and the Trump administration is tired of it.
Slovak fugitive returns to Italy to cheer on his Olympic hockey team, is immediately arrested
A 44-year-old Slovak man has been on the Italian police wanted list since 2010, when he ripped off a bunch of Italian shops, so when he showed up in Italy to watch his national team play some hockey, well …
Alabama governor signs Child Predator Death Penalty Act into law
Alabama is doing something right.
Trump just nuked Obama’s climate agenda and stopped incentivizing that dumb automobile feature everyone hated
Well, it’s about time.