Welp. It’s official. I feel like I’m a thousand years old now.
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Canadian newspaper celebrates Father’s Day by honoring mothers
Nope, I’m not joking!
The suspected Minnesota assassin has been captured. Details here.
The suspect in the assassination of Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband has been captured. Vance Boelter was arrested near his home in Green Isle, Minnesota, on Sunday night.
Watch this adorable bear cub help herself to a sip of coffee
Never ever feed wild black bears…but if they try to steal a swig of your morning coffee, go right ahead and let them.
This California city fines food vendors if they don’t separate their trash and recyclables … so why is this trash man throwing all the refuse in the same truck?
The City of Tiburon, California, says this is an isolated incident, but I kinda don’t care. They’ll fine food vendors $100 for the first offense of not sorting trash, $200 the second time, and $500 thereafter.
Update: Wife of Minnesota shooting suspect detained by police with guns, ammo, cash, and passports
This case is so bizarre and almost impossible to figure out.
Quadruplets celebrate their first birthday by discovering they hold a world record
Becca and Lavareis Bryant of Auburn, Alabama were already parents to three little ones when they discovered during a routine ultrasound that their fourth baby was actually four more babies.
Ever wanted to be a “moisture farmer” like Luke Skywalker? Well, now’s your chance
Judging from what I’ve read about moisture farming, it’s no easy life. Not something I would recommend.
Texas DPS evacuates state capitol after identifying a “credible threat” related to No Kings protest
We’ve got more breaking news on this exciting Saturday, this time out of Texas where the Department of Public Safety has evacuated the capitpl building.
Citigroup says it’s ready to stop discriminating against gun companies and conservatives
Back in 2018, Citigroup announced a new U.S. Commercial Firearms Policy that they would no longer be offering banking services to firearms companies unless they met these stringent requirements:
Report: Multiple sources have identified former Tim Walz appointee as alleged suspect in Minnesota assassinations
Okay, we’ve got more updates on the No Kings Killer in Minnesota.
“No Kings” posters found inside the car of Minnesota assassin, state police ask public not to attend rallies
Welp.
Clayton Kershaw wrote a scripture reference on his Dodgers’ pride hat last night to remind folks what the rainbow really means
Man, how can you not love this from The Dodger’s star Clayton Kershaw?
Two Minnesota legislators along with their spouses were shot in a targeted attack
Is this just the beginning on the "No Kings" protests happening today?
ICE uses E-Verify system to nab over 100 illegal aliens at Omaha meat packer 🤔
E-Verify was meant to screen out illegals from taking American jobs, but a ICE’s recent raid on Glenn Valley Foods in Omaha, Nebraska, shows it doesn’t really work.
Santa Clara University student fired from internship after exposing pornographic essay assignment
Unreal.
I bet you can guess which country Tim Walz says could be the “voice in the world” to “negotiate some type of agreement” between Israel and Iran
As we all sit at the edge of our seats to see how World War III develops, we’ve got Tim Walz doing his best Tim Walz and saying ridiculous things like this:
Suicide Hotline Operator Encourages Disabled Canadian To Consider Assisted Suicide
What I should really do here is format this like a Babylon Bee article, because that’s how insane this story is.
Footage shows Iranian missiles hit Israel in retaliatory attack
Iran returned fire Friday evening local time after Israel killed a cadre of its top leaders and destroyed both nuclear refinement sites and missile defense systems on Thursday.
Brock Lesnar’s daughter won the NCAA shot-put championship with her first throw
Well, this didn’t take long…
Seattle police chief says he’ll do anything to protect residents from feds sent to do his job
Seattle is experiencing some more "mostly peaceful" events right now:
New Jersey Town To Seize 175-Year-Old Family Farm To Build Low-Income Housing
Does this make you angry?
Patrick Reed scored an albatross on the 621-yard fourth hole at the US Open 🤯
Bro, this is the highlight of the 2025 US Open and it happened on Thursday!
This pilot thinks he knows why Air India Flight 171 crashed right after takeoff
What do y’all think? 👇
Man books 120 free flights by posing as a flight attendant
This was genius until it wasn’t.
This guy was disc golfing and a baby shark shark fell out of the sky
With tensions running high around the globe, it’s nice to unwind with a nice game of disc golf … until a BABY HAMMERHEAD SHARK FALLS OUT OF THE SKY.
In Last Interview, Assassinated Iranian Scientist Said He Wasn’t Worried About Assassination
Hoo boy.
I can’t stop watching this slo-mo vid of a patriot tackling a rioter who hit a cop
It’s beautiful.
Street interviewer Nick Shirley went into the lion’s den at ICE protests and the footage is wild
Bro, I have a whole lot of respect for Nick Shirley for actually doing this. He’s known for trolling libs at protests, and getting great content from it, but this one was different.
Trump and Newsom played legal tug-of-war over the National Guard last night
On Thursday night, California’s governor was doing cartwheels on social media after a federal judge ordered control of the National Guard in California to be taken away from Trump and given to the governor.