What I should really do here is format this like a Babylon Bee article, because that’s how insane this story is.
Not the Bee
Footage shows Iranian missiles hit Israel in retaliatory attack
Iran returned fire Friday evening local time after Israel killed a cadre of its top leaders and destroyed both nuclear refinement sites and missile defense systems on Thursday.
Brock Lesnar’s daughter won the NCAA shot-put championship with her first throw
Well, this didn’t take long…
Seattle police chief says he’ll do anything to protect residents from feds sent to do his job
Seattle is experiencing some more "mostly peaceful" events right now:
New Jersey Town To Seize 175-Year-Old Family Farm To Build Low-Income Housing
Does this make you angry?
Patrick Reed scored an albatross on the 621-yard fourth hole at the US Open 🤯
Bro, this is the highlight of the 2025 US Open and it happened on Thursday!
This pilot thinks he knows why Air India Flight 171 crashed right after takeoff
What do y’all think? 👇
Man books 120 free flights by posing as a flight attendant
This was genius until it wasn’t.
This guy was disc golfing and a baby shark shark fell out of the sky
With tensions running high around the globe, it’s nice to unwind with a nice game of disc golf … until a BABY HAMMERHEAD SHARK FALLS OUT OF THE SKY.
In Last Interview, Assassinated Iranian Scientist Said He Wasn’t Worried About Assassination
Hoo boy.
I can’t stop watching this slo-mo vid of a patriot tackling a rioter who hit a cop
It’s beautiful.
Street interviewer Nick Shirley went into the lion’s den at ICE protests and the footage is wild
Bro, I have a whole lot of respect for Nick Shirley for actually doing this. He’s known for trolling libs at protests, and getting great content from it, but this one was different.
Trump and Newsom played legal tug-of-war over the National Guard last night
On Thursday night, California’s governor was doing cartwheels on social media after a federal judge ordered control of the National Guard in California to be taken away from Trump and given to the governor.
Here are some pictures and videos showing what just happened with Israel’s strike on Iran
Israel just launched an attack on Iran, including the capital, Tehran.
Israel has launched a preemptive strike on Iran, declared a state of emergency in preparation for retaliation
Reports are coming in that Israel just launched a preemptive attack on Iran this evening and that Israel has declared a state of emergency in preparations for retaliation.
The Dems are LOSING THEIR MINDS because Secret Service handcuffed a senator who started shouting at Kristi Noem
Earlier today, Sen. Alex Padilla (D-CA) had a publicity stunt where he tried to interrupt a presser by the secretary of Homeland Security and was removed from the room by Secret Service agents.
Experts say weight-loss drugs are “long-term threat to McDonald’s” as stock is downgraded again
I don’t know if this would be considered an unintended consequence or just the way the McCookie crumbles, but Ronald McDonald is in trouble.
Video shows Mexican flags being hoisted at construction sites across the US
So … I think we know the next place ICE needs to conduct a raid.
Trump signs resolution that he says will “totally kill” California’s ban on gas cars
This will brighten up your day. Trump just signed a resolution to block California’s ban on gas cars, which would’ve taken effect in 2035.
This legal Chinese immigrant gets it
This guy gets it. He’s a LEGAL immigrant from communist China, and has some words of wisdom for us all.
Democrat senator tries to crash Homeland Security presser, gets put on the ground for his trouble 👀
Nothing to see here, just your run-of-the-mill Democrat trying to make sure that he gets his monthly photo op.
NBC wants us to be sad that this “Trump voter” lost six employees in an ICE raid
"Trump voter"
Trump had the perfect response to the “No Kings” protests planned for this weekend
We told you earlier this week to stay frosty because the mostly peaceful types are planning a "No Kings" protests.
Steam users say company promoted game to them based on “The Communist Manifesto” 🤡
The Communist Manifesto is now a playable visual novel on Steam, and the service is apparently recommending it to players and listing it amongst their new releases.
Viral vid: White liberal protesters block black mom from getting to work
It’s almost always the entitled white liberals who come off as the most intolerable, rude, self-absorbed people on the planet.
Did Newsweek write this story to make Ron DeSantis look bad? 😂
Reminder: Ron DeSantis is still a great governor.
This man has some words for the lefties who think they’re the resistance
I love it when liberals try to compare MAGA to the Nazis because Trump is deporting illegals at a similar rate to Republicans and Democrats of the past.
David Hogg leaving DNC after radical primary plans fall flat
Well, it looks like Hogg is out at the DNC.
This kid’s reaction to his assistant principal being taped to a wall is too much 🤣
I simply cannot get over this kid’s reaction to his assistant principal being taped to a wall — it’s just too much, and he must have some sort of grudge deep down inside of him to have a reaction like this.
Indian media says this sole survivor walked away from today’s Boeing 787 crash “by jumping from the plane”
Absolutely astonishing if true.