This fighter is on the Mike Tyson diet 👇
Not the Bee
El Paso airspace was shut down this morning so we could neutralize threat from Mexican cartel drones 👀
The FAA announced on Wednesday morning that for security reasons they were shutting down the airspace around El Paso’s airport for the next ten days, causing a mild panic.
NOT SATIRE: Chicago Suburb Hands Out Reparations To Black People
This is real news that should be satire 👇
FBI says they have found major irregularities in the 2020 election in Georgia
The FBI is cranking up the heat of Georgia after raiding the Fulton County election office, and now they seem to have found something.
New Ohio bill would protect parents who refuse to affirm their child’s false identity (we’ve really come this far)
When you live in Bizarro World you have to write bizarro laws.
WATCH: Car gets a lift after running over fire hydrant (I thought California was out of water)
Last week, a car was left hovering 70 degrees in the air over a fountain of water after another car clipped it and sent it spiraling into fire hydrant in Van Nuys, California.
Mamdani is mad a gay flag was taken down by the feds (the replies are beautiful)
Mamdani is outraged, you guys. Outraged!
Canadian authorities are calling this school shooter a “gun person” instead of a “gunman”
The place with heavy gun restrictions somehow just saw a mass shooting.
This contestant checks all the boxes necessary to win an Australian beauty pageant in 2026. Place your bets now.
It’s always fun when a man enters a women’s beauty pageant!
Democrat congresswoman asks ICE director if he believes he’s “going to hell” for deporting foreign criminals 🥴
Salvation is not by works, but if it were, imagine trying to shame someone for deporting pedophiles from Venezuela: