The Supreme Court doesn’t agree that Trump can send the National Guard to Chicago to protect ICE.
Not the Bee
Tim Walz suggests JD Vance is racist for saying it’s okay to be white
The governor of Minnesomalia, everyone:
Alberta to officially start collecting signatures for referendum to secede from Canada
How’s this for a Christmas gift, Alberta?
Someone tell Michael Cassidy that Satanists just put up a demon goat outside the Michigan Capitol during Christmas
Satanists are begging for someone to decapitate their newest abomination:
Let’s talk about the latest economic report before all the “muh GDP” boys get too excited
Everything is expensive, no one can afford a home, we’re about $40 trillion in debt, but the GDP is up, baby!
Boston’s mayor says “you cannot talk about any achievement” Boston has made “without talking about the Somali community”
Tribal east Africans stole a gazillion American tax dollars and liberals are out here defending them to their last breath.
Homeland Security releases video of Santa rounding up illegals
This year, many illegals are asking Santa for a nice cozy trip back home to where they belong.
Mark Hamill stood by his Hollywood star all afternoon and almost nobody recognized him
When you’re a washed-up Hollywood leftist with nothing left of your fame but your harsh words about the president, this is what an afternoon next to your Hollywood Walk of Fame star looks like:
Former U.S. Senator Ben Sasse says he has terminal cancer, but offers a message of Christmas hope
Ben Sasse was known as a conservative firebrand during his two terms in the Senate representing Nebraska.
You’re gonna love this doggy daycare’s Nativity
If you’re having a ruff day, this might cheer you up:









