Usually people falling is funny, but not in this case.
Not the Bee
Woke marketing exec responsible for Bud Light’s downfall now works at LIV Golf. No, I’m not joking.
Remember Alissa Heinerscheid?
I honestly thought this video was made by A.I. before I saw the White House posted it
Just a nice little video of Trump gardening.
Japanese town goes viral for “Middle-Aged Men” trading card game featuring local heroes 😂
This has to be one of the best stories out of Japan — maybe ever.
DOGE says millions of illegal aliens received Social Security numbers and Medicaid under Biden (many also registered to vote)
This seems important.
DOJ pulls all non-essential funding for Maine’s Department of Corrections after they put trans murderer into women’s prison
So I guess the Trump administration isn’t done battling it out with Maine afterall. This time, however, we’re talking men in women’s prisons. Not a typo.
Princeton professor says Trump voters chose to “destroy the Republic” because they “didn’t want to elect a black woman”
Princeton professor Eddie Glaude really thinks Trump voters voted for Trump simply to avoid electing a black woman president, probably because we’re racist or something.
Apple’s “genius plan” to get around the Trump tariffs is the most Apple move imaginable
For a company that has built most of its fortune by shipping production overseas into countries with rock-bottom standards of labor protection and standards, this is…
People have raised over $240,000 for the kid charged with murdering another teen at a track meet last week. Read that again.
Last week we gave you this heartbreaking story:
Trump is holding a parade for the 250th birthday of the U.S. Army but this is how The Hill framed it so libs would be triggered
Yes, this is how the "mainstream" media spun a story about the U.S. Army:
Cleveland Clinic finds employees who received this year’s flu vaccine had “significantly higher” rates of flu
Well, this is interesting. Cleveland Clinic decided to track 53,000 employees to see if the flu vaccine prevented them from getting the flu and, well…
Trump just raised tariffs on China to 104%, effective immediately 👀
I’m not sure how much more bullying of the Chinese commies I can take.
SCOTUS blocks activist judge’s ruling that Trump must rehire axed federal workers
You love to see it.
Past Masters champs get to bring a guest to play Augusta and Scottie Scheffler just chose his mom
This is the stuff right here.
Disney used pretty much ALL THE OIL to make a movie about a girl who loves nature
I know what you’re thinking.
Liberal white lady says 4 of her 7 kids are queer and the other 3 are dead to her “because they don’t agree with my activism”
Guys, I’m starting to think that affluent white liberal women are not okay.
Liberal white lady says 4 of her 7 kids are queer, jokes that the other 3 are dead to her
Correction: An earlier version of this article had the quote wrong. It has been fixed because we aren’t Orwellian who rewrite history.
Prisoner serving 16 life sentences for role in 2004 prison standoff accused of murdering 3 fellow inmates
Something straight out of a movie right here:
Hollywood in shambles: China to escalate trade war by banning American films
Hollywood was already crumbling, but this one’s gonna hurt.
Jasmine Crockett says immigrants can’t leave because “we done picking cotton”
Jasmine Crockett does not want illegal immigrants to be deported from this country.
Germany starts trial for American woman who says she stabbed African migrant that groped her at train station
Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that Germany has lost its everloving mind.
Supreme Court rules Trump can resume deporting foreign criminals under Alien Enemies Act (even though Barrett sided with the libs)
Because duh.
Bee Forum News: WINNING! Trump Lowers Prices On The Stock Market
Celebrations broke out across the country last week as President Trump fulfilled his promise to reduce out of control prices on the stock market. With stocks unaffordable, many people had invested in less useful housing and Hobby Lobby decor. But thanks to MAGAnomics, stocks are now an option…
Methodist pastrix says we should call God “Our Grandmother” or “Our Coach” because “Father” is triggering
What religion is this?
Christian nurse suspended by British hospital for calling convicted transgender pedophile “mister”
An United Kingdom nurse is facing punishment for probably the stupidest reason possible.
Kawasaki’s new rideable robohorse is straight out of a sci-fi novel
Kawasaki, famous for its motorcycles, ATVs, and jetskis, has just introduced an all-new rideable machine called the Corleco, and it’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
British woman escorted off airplane by police after not being able to pay for Pringles
Once you pop, the fun don’t stop.
I rounded up the best memes about the company that claims to have brought back the extinct dire wolf using ancient DNA
If I know my sci-fi, first we bring back the wolves, then we bring back the dinosaurs!
Watch the Kennedy Center’s giant Mars replica break lose and roll into traffic
Forget Elon Musk’s plans to go to Mars – the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is sending Mars to us.
Dude in pantsuit tells Trump to keep “hands off women’s rights!”
Oh, sweet, sweet irony.