Cracker Barrel decided to put the old man out to pasture this week with a rebrand of its logo that almost everyone in the universe seems to hate. 👇
Not the Bee
California has redrawn its congressional maps in response to Texas’
They said they would do it if Texas did, and now they’re doing it.
Stacey Abrams theorizes Trump is “grand ayatollah” who will use “mystical powers” to “anoint prophets” and remain in power forever
If there’s anyone who I trust on issues of politics like ayatollahs, magic, and fake elections, it’s none other than President of United Earth Stacey Abrams.
A liberal white woman brought this sign to protest Virginia’s black lieutenant governor
An elderly liberal white woman showed up to a Virginia school board meeting with a sign which she thought was clever but actually turned out to be extremely racist.
John Bolton’s Home Raided By FBI
Early Friday morning, former U.S. ambassador and national security advisor John Bolton had his DC-area home raided by FBI agents as part of a national security probe.
Trump admin to review all 55 million people with visas (also there are 55 million people with visas)
How much cheaper do you think homes would be, and how much easier would it be to find a career, if you weren’t competing with 55 million foreigners with visas in America?
I have no idea what this woman is yelling, but I’m told this is a major development in the Minneapolis mayoral race
Welcome to … Minnesota?
Florida officials removed this rainbow crosswalk outside the Pulse nightclub. Democrat politicians are super angry.
So this happened overnight:
Report: Uganda to receive illegal aliens without criminal records that have been deported from U.S.
The United States is actively seeking countries who will accept our illegal aliens.
20 tons of ribeye steak end up very-well done after truck bursts into flames
I know this is a way some of you commies like your steaks, but pure blooded Americans are mourning over this headline.
Emergency Crew Rescues Man Stuck In Tube Slide
A Vernon, Connecticut, man got himself in a tight spot, quite literally, last weekend, when he became wedged inside a tube slide on the Northeast Elementary School playground.
After Push to Make Male-Oriented Franchises More Female, Disney Now Trying To Reach Young Men
This amazes me.
Advisor to NYC Mayor Eric Adams suspended after handing reporter chip bag full of cash
Welcome to New York City:
Trump will be going out on patrol with law enforcement tonight in DC🍿
Can’t wait.
What’s with the proportions on this statue of MLK?
Folks in a suburb of Orlando are not happy with the city’s commissioned statue of Martin Luther King Jr., which ended up looking more like a caricature than the man himself.
A 6’4″ boy made the girls’ volleyball team at an Illinois high school and now the coach has quit and girls are changing in the nurse’s office
In Illinois this isn’t really all that surprising…
Report: Money wires from US to Mexico see largest drop in 13 years
Money wires from the United States to Mexico have reportedly hit their lowest levels in more than a decade.
DC Has First Murder-Free Summer Week “In A Long Time”
BREAKING: Crime decreases when you penalize criminals. 😱
BREAKING: Appeals Court Tosses $500-Million Fraud Ruling Against Trump As Violation Of 8th Amendment
New York Attorney General Letitia James might be regretting her life choices right about now.
Florida mom says teacher nominated son for “Most Likely to Become a Dictator” award because of his conservative values
When teachers bring their politics into the classroom, this is the kind of rubbish that comes of it.
Indiana School District Cancels Classes After Thieves Steal Catalytic Converters From 21 Buses
Schools in Michigan City, Indiana, had to cancel classes earlier this week after it was discovered that some bozos sabotaged 21 school buses.
Black Passengers Brawl Over “Chicken Tenders” On Carnival Cruise
Around 2 a.m. on Monday, a fight broke out in a cafeteria among black passengers of Carnival Cruise ship Sunshine as the vessel was returning to Miami.
We can’t write a headline better than this, so here ya go
Seriously: How do we even top this headline?
PGA will return to Trump golf course for the first time since he ran for office in 2016
TDS is subsiding and golf is becoming great again.
DC journalist films ICE arresting man who screamed “I’m not a criminal.” Homeland Security feels differently.
NBC4 Washington reporter Aimee Cho on Wednesday got what she apparently thought was one heck of a visual scoop when she witnessed an ICE detainment in downtown D.C. 👇
Dr. James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and influential Christian author, has passed away
Some very sad news for those of us who grew up in the ‘80s and ‘90s listening to Adventures in Odyssey.
Texas House finally passes redistricting map
Texas’ redistricting map is finally here.
Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller went postal on the “stupid white hippies” who protested in DC today
Can I just say that Republicans have never had this kind of energy before?
Jewish tourists dismantle 50-year-old Welsh cross, use stones to build Star of David that immediately angers Muslims
Well, this isn’t a good look.
Nebraska to get ICE detention center called “Cornhusker Clink”
America’s newest ICE detention center will be in Nebraska, and I kid you not, this is a real tweet from DHS: